Obama jokes?

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

how can one black man run the white house when

10 blacks cant run a white castle

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

Herd some funny jokes since obama became president here are 3 i thought were pretty funny..
1. ALL WHITE PEOPLE REPORT TO THE COTTON FIELDS TOMORROW FOR ORIENTATON

2. HOW CAN 1 BLACKMAN RUN THE WHITEHOUSE WHEN 10 CANT RUN A MCDONALDS?

3. CNN REPORTS: THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS COMING DOWN AND BEING REPLACED BY A STATUE OF AUNT JAMAIMA (SYRUP LADY) HOLDING A CRISPY CHICKEN LEG..

LOLOLOLOLOL

I received like 8 txts msgs of this one since he was elected

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

On election day I got these texts
Obama is leading in the polls but that should change once all the white people get off work.

Mccain dropped out of the race because he claims it is nga rigged

Funny. The only text I got that day said fck you. I think deerhunt was just pissed tho!

 

[fasfocus00 5,000+ posts]

my friend blew beer threw his nose.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Will stealing bikes become legal now?

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

Will stealing bikes become legal now?

Yes, and when ever a natural disaster happens looting is now legal

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Yes, and when ever a natural disaster happens looting is now legal

Well, according to Carlos Mencia, it's only black people who loot during a disaster. White people only "find" things.

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

Well, according to Carlos Mencia, it's only black people who loot during a disaster. White people only "find" things.

Yeah, thats because it fell out the back of a truck

 

[obama_loves_KFC]

 

[obama_loves_KFC]

buck fama bump

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

Change!

 

[obama_loves_KFC]

and there will be plenty of that because change is my middle name sir.

 

[shaneb 10+ year member]

Their going to replace the rose garden with a patch of watermelons.

 

[obama_loves_KFC]

CHANGE