craigzter
10+ year member
erm..hello.
heard the last one a couple nights ago at work...funny
SethPhillips
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I'sa Playa
i just keep hearing the snoop dogg skit where dolamite is talking about how he is gunna get a thousend raggity *** painter's to paint the mo'****in whitte house black!
how do i stand on marijuana? very high baby very high!
how do i stand on prostitustion!, i dont stand on it! i lay on it!
how do i stand on marijuana? very high baby very high!
how do i stand on prostitustion!, i dont stand on it! i lay on it!
lilmaniac2
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Ask Me about SI Mag V4!
LOL
wasted ink
10+ year member
wasted incorporated
haha shit is bad but so funny..
what do JFK, Lincoln and Obama have in common??
nothing yet.
what do JFK, Lincoln and Obama have in common??
nothing yet.
craigzter
10+ year member
erm..hello.
Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.
Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A She has a history of supporting frauds.
Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
A. The check.
Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o’ the hat to P. J. O’Rourke)
Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.
Q. What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama?
A. Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
Q. Candidate Obama has been telling us, “Yes We Can.” What will President Obama tell us?
A. “Yes You Will.”
Q. Why does Barack Obama support our servicemen?
A. He doesn’t.
Q. Why did Barack Obama decide to be a lawyer?
A. He didn’t want to have to work for a living.
Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: Senator Obama.
Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. Deductible.
Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.
Q. Why won’t Barack Obama’s presidential jet be flight worthy?
A. It will only have a left wing.
Marie Antoinette said, “Let them eat cake.”
Barack Obama says, “Let them eat arugala.”
Robin Hood took from the rich and gave to the poor.
Barack Obama takes from the middle class and sticks it to the poor.
The White House has a new name.
-The Crib
They also have a new name for the secret service.
-The posse
MOAR!!
"See, I got to admit, as a comedian, I'm gonna miss President Bush. Because Barack Obama is not easy to do jokes about. He doesn't give you a lot to go on. See, this is why God gave us Joe Biden." --Jay Leno
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.
Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A She has a history of supporting frauds.
Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
A. The check.
Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o’ the hat to P. J. O’Rourke)
Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.
Q. What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama?
A. Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
Q. Candidate Obama has been telling us, “Yes We Can.” What will President Obama tell us?
A. “Yes You Will.”
Q. Why does Barack Obama support our servicemen?
A. He doesn’t.
Q. Why did Barack Obama decide to be a lawyer?
A. He didn’t want to have to work for a living.
Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: Senator Obama.
Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. Deductible.
Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.
Q. Why won’t Barack Obama’s presidential jet be flight worthy?
A. It will only have a left wing.
Marie Antoinette said, “Let them eat cake.”
Barack Obama says, “Let them eat arugala.”
Robin Hood took from the rich and gave to the poor.
Barack Obama takes from the middle class and sticks it to the poor.
The White House has a new name.
-The Crib
They also have a new name for the secret service.
-The posse
MOAR!!
"See, I got to admit, as a comedian, I'm gonna miss President Bush. Because Barack Obama is not easy to do jokes about. He doesn't give you a lot to go on. See, this is why God gave us Joe Biden." --Jay Leno
wasted ink
10+ year member
wasted incorporated
all of obama's signs say "change"
c.h.a.n.g.e.
come help a n!gga get elected!
c.h.a.n.g.e.
come help a n!gga get elected!
bonesninja
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CarAudio.com Veteran
Don't worry, he won't be president long.....have you ever heard of a black man keeping a job for 4 whole years?
gangstajpimpin
10+ year member
Senior VIP Member
Q: An apple and Barack Obama fall out of a tree...which hits the ground first?
A: The apple because Obama gets stuck in a noose!
George Washington is on the 1$ bill, Lincoln is on the 5, Barack Obama will be on the Food Stamp!
Hallmark is coming out with an Obama Christmas ornament this year....now every american family can hang a n!gger in their tree this year!
Did you hear that they replaced the Rose Garden with a Watermelon Patch at the White House?
A: The apple because Obama gets stuck in a noose!
George Washington is on the 1$ bill, Lincoln is on the 5, Barack Obama will be on the Food Stamp!
Hallmark is coming out with an Obama Christmas ornament this year....now every american family can hang a n!gger in their tree this year!
Did you hear that they replaced the Rose Garden with a Watermelon Patch at the White House?
breaking news on obama everything will be ok, everyone knows a black man cant hold a job for more than a year.
Intrepid Bass
10+ year member
Dade County
Attention!
Obama's first order of business will be changing America's symbol from the Bald Eagle, to the Kool-Aid Man.
Obama's first order of business will be changing America's symbol from the Bald Eagle, to the Kool-Aid Man.
bonesninja
5,000+ posts
CarAudio.com Veteran
what flavor? Red
01 S 10
10+ year member
LOUD
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Intrepid Bass
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Dade County
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