Obama jokes?

[Mike465 10+ year member]

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

What do you call 4 black guys in a car?

Tinted windows.

 

[branham1127 10+ year member]

There's one I got in a text message.How to catch Obama.

It was a giant mousetrap with a KFC bucket instead of cheese.

reminds me of my email called "plot to kidnap obama discovered"

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money.

 

[DAATH 10+ year member]

What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?




They both don't work and always take your money.

great one!

what do you get when you cross a coon with an octopus?

you get an 8 row cotton picker....

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?




They both don't work and always take your money.

This is the OBAMA JOKES thread.

not black jokes..

get out you racist!

 

[DAATH 10+ year member]

what do you call a black priest?

holy shit

 

[w00tah 10+ year member]

What would you call Obama standing in the middle of a cotton field?

Antique farm equipment.

And I voted for him.

Kef

 

[gsxrjjordan 10+ year member]

Awesome jokes - these are going to make me the life of the party at the next Young Republicans aka Easy White Girls get together.

 

[Andrew_as 10+ year member]

Due to recent election results: Grape-soda, Kool-aid, fried chicken, malt liquor, and gold teeth will be tax exempt.

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

What do you get when you cross a white supremist with a donkey?

Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ***.

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

A man goes into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck, of course the doctor asks what happened to him.

"Well, it pretty much goes like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my dear wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."

..."and we went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball....stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Holy cow, Edna, this looks like yours!'"

 

[JeepSound 10+ year member]

"Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their @sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

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[Mesto 10+ year member]

I heard this one earlier today

Attention all white people, please report to the cotton fields for orientation..

LAWL!!!