Obama jokes?

[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

kool-aid:yumyum:

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

His default color is red. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

i know...its an old joke.....everytime they ask a black person what their favorite flavor is, the answer is always red...thats a color not a flavor

 

[Hitler 10+ year member]

lol sticky!!

 

[teen 10+ year member]

Q: how does president Obama plan on fixing our current economic status?

A: hes gunna nigga rig it.

thast the only one ive heard that hasnt already been posted.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

There's one I got in a text message.

How to catch Obama.

It was a giant mousetrap with a KFC bucket instead of cheese.

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

lmao @ watermelon patch //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

i know...its an old joke.....everytime they ask a black person what their favorite flavor is, the answer is always red...thats a color not a flavor

Oh gotcha.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

This is a text I got

Washington is calling all hunters, there is a coon loose in the white house

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

You are ALL RACISTS!

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

On election day I got these texts

Obama is leading in the polls but that should change once all the white people get off work.

Mccain dropped out of the race because he claims it is nga rigged

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

They are renaming the White house the Jiggaboo igloo.

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

"Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their @sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

 

[DAATH 10+ year member]

what's the difference between simba and obama?

simba is an african lion... obama is an lion african

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

^^^

Thats a good one

 

[DAATH 10+ year member]

why don't blacks like blow jobs?

they don't like no kind of job!!!