need some advice from u guys...no flamers or smartasses plz

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Is it just you 2 or a group thing?

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

just us but my buddy is acting as a 'chauffer' (sp?)

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

just us but my buddy is acting as a 'chauffer' (sp?)

If you can drive, loose the buddie and make it just you too. Or have the buddie bring a date. Blind dates can be murder if you run out of things to talk about. Having a group will help you act like yourself while keeping her entertianed.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Exactly what I was thinking. Jntar is a playa.

 

[Good*Bad*Ugly 10+ year member]

She is sexy. But you can screw it all up so play it smart. Dont over prepare, or you will probably mess up badly.

 

[jalverson 10+ year member]

well we have seen her pic but what does she have to look forward to? Also depending on what you look like BOOZE works great for anything, breaking the ice, and eventually breaking the panties:naughty: . So basicly just be your self and get her trashed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif makes it really easy to get along plus youll find out alot more about her and she might not remember what she told you, you can use that to your advantage by supprising her with something she told you she liked if there is a 2nd date that is.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

could try a little GHB, rohypnol, or ketamine if nothing works. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

j/k

 

[jalverson 10+ year member]

could try a little GHB, rohypnol, or ketamine if nothing works. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif


j/k

you sound a bit too familiar with those drugs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

nope, I googled it

 

[stones 10+ year member]

Women love to be treated like shit so when you go up to her door to pick her up spit on the ground in front of her and tell her she looks fat in those pants, next make some rude ****** comment to her mother and tell her you will make sure her daughter has enough bus change to get home.

While on the date ignore what she has to say and eye up other women while she tries to talk to you. Let her know who's boss by making her open doors for you and make her pay for the dinner, just tell her its because she ate so dam much and you don't like to waste money.

At the end of the evening drive someplace remote and give her the ol "**** or walk" routine , she will give it up easily because deep down all women are filthy pigs. If your buddy is driving the car let him tap some of that *** as well and be sure to take some pictures so you can blackmail her into doing favors for you in the future.

After you have peed in her butt make her walk home and promise you'll call tomorrow (which you won't).

I hope this helps, it certainly works for me.

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[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

nope, I googled it

giggity giggity

 

[PRIVATEpastry 10+ year member]

could try a little GHB, rohypnol, or ketamine if nothing works. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif


j/k

Or maybe chloroform and duct tape? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/greedy.gif.5a53e6246569d7ab79867170f3b06629.gif

 

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

one word....Jagermeister! This is the key to unlocking panties all around the world- you will hear phrases like"well, I don't normally do this sort of thing......"

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

one word....Jagermeister! This is the key to unlocking panties all around the world- you will hear phrases like"well, I don't normally do this sort of thing......"

keep the Jagermeister between you and her ONLY, or it might end up you and the chauffer dude...brokeback style:cuddle:

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

now is this something that might turn into a real relationship? or is this a try to hit it and quit it type of date? cause if its the first, most of the info in here isnt really the best advise. best advise i've seen here is be yourself, be confident, ask questions about her, look her in the eyes, compliments work wonders. and above all else be a gentleman. if you say your going to call her the next day do it. be a man of your word.

-Mike