My urethra is shooting lightning bolts

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

when im done having ***, it burns when i pee.

butt seks doesn't count:fyi:

and i lol'd at op...good writeup

 

[Stoke]

^^^^he's having visions of it.

But he hasn't seen it.....yet //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

That's what you think.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Only penis I have seen, thanks to the weight loss, is my own!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

hahahahahahaha

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Personal experience or a copy and paste?

 

[Stoke]

Haha, what about Hoss'?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Don't be jealous!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Shit, I did forget about Hoss' sausage!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Hossage is a legend.

 

[Stoke]

Shit, I did forget about Hoss' sausage!

So, that brings the penis count up to 2?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

So, that brings the penis count up to 2?

Does my dads count?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Wow, that sounded bad!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I should ninja edit that. Fuk it!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Man I am diggin' my self a hole.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Does my dads count?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif
























Wow, that sounded bad!

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