My urethra is shooting lightning bolts

[damonhargroves 10+ year member]

yea no shi!t~!

 

[Stoke]

I guess they like to scare away patients so they don't come back....makes their job that much easier.

 

[LaserRed38 10+ year member]

I feel like the swab would go in easier/not hurt as much if you were hard.....no ****.

 

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

next time somebody at a hospital or clinic says they are going to ram something up your pee hole, you might what to question it and maybe get a second opinion.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[brad148405 10+ year member]

my lord, the stories...... LOL

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

What is worse than getting your pee pee swabed? I almost am scared what you are going to say and have to question your motives.

 

[Stoke]

Maybe they gotta shove their finger in there to feel the inner walls for lumps....

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

If someone is going to try to shove there finger in my pee hole, then they better feel real good, as it will be the last thing they ever do!

 

[bad @SS chevy 10+ year member]

when im done having ***, it burns when i pee.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

If someone is going to try to shove there finger in my pee hole, then they better feel real good, as it will be the last thing they ever do!

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

when im done having ***, it burns when i pee.

I see your pee pee getting swabbed soon. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

you've seen his penis?

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

you've seen his penis?

lmao

 

[Stoke]

you've seen his penis?

WTF? He never said anything about seeing his penis....

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I see your pee pee

^^^^he's having visions of it.