My solution to end illegal immigration

yo im down with that....nothing better then a sexy chicka.
I do have a soft spot for dark hair and dark eyes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

But illegal is still illegal //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 
I do have a soft spot for dark hair and dark eyes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif
But illegal is still illegal //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif
If you marry one, I think that begins a process for legalization.

 
So, I have come up with another idea to at least make illegal immigration profitable. Make it a gameshow. Turn the border into an MXC-like terrain. Like the game where they have to jump across the stones and one will randomly sink... or the one where they have to jump from roller to roller.

Have the government build a wall, except for a few theme-park looking areas filled with obstacles. Those who make it through 3 obstacle courses will be granted citizenship, those who don't can try again in 90 days. The government could sell tickets for people to watch the games, and sell instruments to torment those trying to pass the courses.... like soap to squirt in their path.

They could broadcast it on TV, and at the end of the day, have a highlights show. I would watch it every night. Watching mexicans bust their ***** would never get old. And while the parks are closed, they could show infomercials to make extra revenue.

It would be a hit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 
wow, just got this email about the economic "stimulus" plan the house voted through yesterday, wonder if this is true:

Today we received word that the house passed an economic stimulus bill last night that would give checks to illegal aliens. Illegal aliens, termed 'Resident Aliens" that have a taxpayer ID number would receive $300 if they just have the number but have not paid taxes with it and $600 checks if they have filed taxes under their ID number.
This bill passed the Congress by a large margin because they suspended the rules to prevent any amendments or changes to the bill. It is now headed to the Senate, where President Bush is pushing for rapid passage without changes.
 
Dude, awesome idea.

Seriously, I live in socal and **** these beaners.

I hate their **** poor english and slurred words. Speak our ****ing language right you lower-class excuse for being alive. Stop complaining about OUR country and how it isn't treating YOU right.

You don't go to a friend's house and complain when they don't have YOUR house rules, do you?

Its like theyre a guest in OUR country, so shut the **** up and stop *****ing about our rules.

 
Dude, awesome idea.
Seriously, I live in socal and **** these beaners.

I hate their **** poor english and slurred words. Speak our ****ing language right you lower-class excuse for being alive. Stop complaining about OUR country and how it isn't treating YOU right.

You don't go to a friend's house and complain when they don't have YOUR house rules, do you?

Its like theyre a guest in OUR country, so shut the **** up and stop *****ing about our rules.
wow bro way to be closed minded....your use of curse words just shows the lack of intelligence that the youth of america suffers from. way to be another statistic.

 
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