my roomate is a douche I wanna piss him off help

[eus090474 10+ year member]

crush up butterscotch lifesavers and put them inside the shower head.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

hire a hitman to kill him, nothing pisses me off more than this!

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

he hasn't talked to me since I told him i was gonna break his jaw... now he acts like a complete girl whenever i talk to my buddies he tries to butt in and steal them away from me like a girl would do... like wtf lol? I've also still tried to talk to him but he ignores me...

kinda sounds like hes annoying , and your a lil drama queen yourself.. K him TFO or shut up about it.. Hes getting tight HS poon and your not.. dont hate

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Burn the apartment to the ground and over the roaring flame yell "quit being a douche."

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

kinda sounds like hes annoying , and your a lil drama queen yourself.. K him TFO or shut up about it.. Hes getting tight HS poon and your not.. dont hate

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Why are YOU so concerned with what another grown man does with his life??

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

kinda sounds like hes annoying , and your a lil drama queen yourself.. K him TFO or shut up about it.. Hes getting tight HS poon and your not.. dont hate

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Why are YOU so concerned with what another grown man does with his life??

 

[stocker08 10+ year member]

Ummmm. HS girls dig college guys.

Sounds to me like hes actualy smart and getting some easy poon.

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Don't be such a whiny ***** about it. Kind of sounds like you are being the girl.

 

[assassyn 10+ year member]

I keep getting older and they stay the same age... wtf I am passed college and I don't mind alittle HS action. just make sure that they get to school in the morning