my roomate is a douche I wanna piss him off help

[aviator08 10+ year member]

he's not picking up chicks lol... me and my gf and my other friends all think he's gay and hasn't come out of the closet... just give me some ideas to **** with this guy.. super glue in his key hole?

Is that code word for something else?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

lol nope...

 

[Plottin4success 10+ year member]

Wrap some saran wrap (sp?) over the toilet bowl so when he goes to piss, it spalshes all over him.

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

i guess I should also take pics of my brand new apartment that he's destroyed... theres shit all over the walls in the living room, on the ceilings and part of the floor is warped... I ain't payin for the repairs F that I wasn't even here when It happened

 

[manny1337 10+ year member]

hs girls are still fair game. why limit yourself =)

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

Wrap some saran wrap (sp?) over the toilet bowl so when he goes to piss, it spalshes all over him.

he always locks his door.. I think super glue would be f'n hilarious.

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

hs girls are still fair game. why limit yourself =)

yes, maybe seniors.. but he TRYS flirting with 15 and 16 year olds... he is already 20..

 

[eskimochaos 10+ year member]

piihb

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

what?

 

[Squirrel18 10+ year member]

get on facebook/myspace or someshit..become friends with a bunch of local gay dudes..invite them over when he's home for a "party" while you're out for the night..if he enjoys it..then u know he came out the closet (or someone came in his)..or he'll be pissed

 

[pieper88 10+ year member]

another problem he is too cheap to pay for anything. He even buys busch light.

Hey, I like busch light. I grew up on that shit.

 

[Varinabassing 10+ year member]

PBR baby lol but i got to be pretty wasted first

 

[Varinabassing 10+ year member]

Does he have a girl ??? videotape you ****ing the shit out of her and make her say he cant **** like you then give it to him for a Bday present...

 

[pieper88 10+ year member]

PBR baby lol but i got to be pretty wasted first

My buddies dad drinks PBR and like he always says its gotta be reall cold. Otherwise its like drinking piss

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Did you even click the link I posted? It's full of fucking ideas you dumbass.

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