my roomate is a douche I wanna piss him off help

[Dak446 10+ year member]

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[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

u gay

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Hey, I like busch light. I grew up on that shit.

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[blabo219 10+ year member]

put butter on the floor and record it haha

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

OP sounds like a faggot. I hope it turns out that he is fucking your girlfriend.

 

[Varinabassing 10+ year member]

My buddies dad drinks PBR and like he always says its gotta be reall cold. Otherwise its like drinking piss

Even cold its pretty close but it so cheap i cant say no start with 6 shots of jim or other dark liquor then pong it up on PBR or Four Loco i really love that shit but its like 3 bucks a pop taste like candy

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

Does he have a girl ??? videotape you ****ing the shit out of her and make her say he cant **** like you then give it to him for a Bday present...

lmao no, his girl broke up with him his freshman year of college, he hasn't been the same since. I was talkin to him about fvckin girls.. that's the only one he has ever had *** with. I asked him if he liked to eat her out.. he said that's nasty i'd never do that.... what a loser:crap:

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

OP sounds like a faggot. I hope it turns out that he is fucking your girlfriend.

my gf thinks he's gay too.... and talks about how much of a loser he is..

 

[aviator08 10+ year member]

OP sounds like a faggot. I hope it turns out that he is fucking your girlfriend.

LOL

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

Read up!
http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:roommate-confessions/articles

missed it the first time, thanks.

 

[Varinabassing 10+ year member]

Bust a load in his bush when he goes to he bathroom ad sit back and watch lol

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

my gf thinks he's gay too.... and talks about how much of a loser he is..

Thats her cover.

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

he wishes he could get a girl that looked like mine.

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

Bust a load in his bush when he goes to he bathroom ad sit back and watch lol

lmao

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

set his car on fire.

tie his door knob to something in the hall way so he can't open his door.

vaseline on wood floors is good idea

put water on the carpet outside his door.

get a gallon of milk (or half gallon), heat it up then pour it somewhere remote in his room (under his bed against the wall, back of closet, behind dresser) or hell, all of them so when he finds one and cleans it hell still have more milk shit smell in his room.

shampoo under his pillow.

let random animals loose in his room (chickens, pigs, etc etc )

rub insulation all over his bed so its itchy.

does he have any allergies? Use this to your advantage.

hack his myspace/facebook and blog about ******* cawk.

these are just off the top of my head