my roomate is a douche I wanna piss him off help

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

he acts just like a girl and tries to pick up highschool girls still... He also still acts like he's in high school what can i do to annoy him?

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[Ekimdude 10+ year member]

If he is the same age as you 19 then he should still be picking up highschool chicks. Quit being a mangina and get some poon.

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

have *** with him

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

i get girls that I actually go to college with... and he doesn't even invite girls over it's my other roomate but he's cool. This other guy hangs out with high school dudes still... sophmores in college...

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

have *** with him

he hasn't talked to me since I told him i was gonna break his jaw... now he acts like a complete girl whenever i talk to my buddies he tries to butt in and steal them away from me like a girl would do... like wtf lol? I've also still tried to talk to him but he ignores me...

 

[Plottin4success 10+ year member]

Ummmm. HS girls dig college guys.

Sounds to me like hes actualy smart and getting some easy poon.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Read up!

http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:roommate-confessions/articles

 

[pieper88 10+ year member]

shit in his cereal?

 

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

do you have hardwood floors or carpet.

if the answer is hardwood then do this... get up around 3am on a weekday and grab your vasoline, right outside of his door smear a thin layer in about a 2 foot diameter then just wait till he wakes up and leaves his room //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

Ummmm. HS girls dig college guys.

Sounds to me like hes actualy smart and getting some easy poon.

he doesn't do anything with the girls. There was a girl all over him one night and he kept telling her to get off him and he goes "i'm just tryin to play some pong leave me alone"

HS girls are for HS guys... college girls are for college guys... milfs are for me.

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

shit in his cereal?

another problem he is too cheap to pay for anything. He even buys busch light.

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

oh another recent memory of mine... there was a girl that was waay f'd up one night that couldn't drive home.. he lets her stay in his room... he makes her sleep on the floor... wtf lol

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

he hasn't talked to me since I told him i was gonna break his jaw... now he acts like a complete girl whenever i talk to my buddies he tries to butt in and steal them away from me like a girl would do... like wtf lol? I've also still tried to talk to him but he ignores me...

what does anything you just said have to do with doing him in the butt

 

[aviator08 10+ year member]

wtf?? whats the problem with him picking up chicks??? unless you jealous?

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

he's not picking up chicks lol... me and my gf and my other friends all think he's gay and hasn't come out of the closet... just give me some ideas to **** with this guy.. super glue in his key hole?