My gf is being a *****

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

hahaa promised you *** whenever you wanted. oldest trick in the book and we all fall for it. what a crock of shit.

 

[KG323]

lol ...peeps are taking bets on how long before it fails

When in doubt .........Google it

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

kill her family.

hes from KY not TX... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

im sure he would rather sleep with the dad for approval //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

You want a piece of ***, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large.

 

[JohnnyBlaze1984 10+ year member]

disabled = retarded
in this case, right?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

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[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

You want a piece of ***, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large.

Lol.

Double Lol.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

Did everyone miss the part where he said she might be prego too? Wtf lol, this fucks everything up even more.

 

[Rookie_80 10+ year member]

Did everyone miss the part where he said she might be prego too? Wtf lol, this fucks everything up even more.

"Might be" can can grow into "definately" or vanish into "nothing" by simply purchasing a preggo test.

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

so no pics??

 

[ummyeaitsme]

She is scared to tell her dad that she is moving out of her dorm and into my apartment which is 70 miles away from her parents and college.
She is switching to a community college about 20 miles from here and is getting a job here in my town and gonna live wit me, but doesnt know how to tell her dad lol. I dont wanna tell him, he's a big man.

EDIT: Tittle is supposed to say Pu$$y. Iam too lazy to do the bypass censor trick

possibly already prego //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
Also no pics for j00. I know better than to post pics of my gf on CA. Plus you guys might not think she is fine, but for an ugly fat ****er like me she is great for me.

She has been spending the weekends over here like for the past 2 months, and had mad *** nights, I would get it about 3-4 times a night depending how much i wanted before i passed out lol. I eventually made her get on top and do all the work. She promised me *** anytime i wanted and plus she is goin half in on all the bills, so its a win win. Except I wont be able to get any new puss but still Iam happy

Also no pics for j00. I know better than to post pics of my gf on CA. Plus you guys might not think she is fine, but for an ugly fat ****er like me she is great for me.

Except I wont be able to get any new puss but still Iam happy

what would make any of us believe if you're a fat bastid you would be gettin any other puss from someone else...you sound truly desperate man and thats why you're wanting her to move in, plus if she's givin it to you then she must be ugly and desperate also...so you're right its a win win situation for you both since neither of you will ever find anyone else...you can eff up each others lives...just wrap it up so you don't destroy an innocent kids life

 

[KG323]

You want a piece of ***, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large.

I work on Sunset and the women are amazing everyday

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

I work on Sunset and the women are amazing everyday

Some of them are not women...they just appear to be //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[BASSMEKANIK 10+ year member]

bang tha shit out of her and tell her if she dont come move with u then shes cut off. in my experience its always worked for me.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

possibly already prego //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
Also no pics for j00. I know better than to post pics of my gf on CA. Plus you guys might not think she is fine, but for an ugly fat ****er like me she is great for me.

She has been spending the weekends over here like for the past 2 months, and had mad *** nights, I would get it about 3-4 times a night depending how much i wanted before i passed out lol. I eventually made her get on top and do all the work. She promised me *** anytime i wanted and plus she is goin half in on all the bills, so its a win win. Except I wont be able to get any new puss but still Iam happy

Just explain it to her father exactly the way you just explained it to us. I am sure that he will see that your heart is in the right place.