My brother is using my fleshlights!!

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

After I got my first fleshlight at 15 I was hooked. Over the years my collection slowly built to what it is today: super tight, wonderwave, super ribbed,speedbump, vortex, and ultra tight. That's right, I own every one except the blade, which is new, the standard, the stamina unit and some of the limited time special edition ones. Anyways to get to the point, I have 3 cases so I usually rotate them, and leave 3 sleeves hanging under my sink to dry and 3 ready too go. Well when I got home from the hobby store yesterday I noticed 2 of the clean ones hanging had semi dry *** in them. My brother had his friend from school were playing outside. He smirked when he came inside to get a coke. How should I handle this? I would go to my grandma and have him held responsible for this but I am afraid that would make my situation worth and not solve much. What is the best way to clean and sterilize them? Can I put then at like 5 psi in my pressure cooker? The inserts arent exactly cheap. Any suggestions on how to keep this from happening again?

little ****

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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

You should all sit around and have fleshlight races

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

someone needs to put you and your entire family to sleep.

 

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oh and as far as preventing this from happening again i would recommend homicide abruptly followed by *******

 

[chillin 10+ year member]

You should cut a habanero pepper in half and rub it all over the inside of the sleeve and wait for him to use it again:up2somet:

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

You should cut a habanero pepper in half and rub it all over the inside of the sleeve and wait for him to use it again:up2somet:

why are you encouraging this lol

 

[chillin 10+ year member]

Im bored:laugh:

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

so do you guys have "fleshlight" tag?

 

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You should cut a habanero pepper in half and rub it all over the inside of the sleeve and wait for him to use it again:up2somet:

OUCH //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DaveVT 10+ year member]

You should cut a habanero pepper in half and rub it all over the inside of the sleeve and wait for him to use it again:up2somet:

^^

This

GUARANTEE he NEVER touches them again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

how about quick dry 2 part epoxy?

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

^^This

GUARANTEE he NEVER touches them again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

x2

 

[itsblown 10+ year member]

Find a girl friend, problem solved

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

Find a girl friend, problem solved

no kidding....

 

[Tupolev 10+ year member]

I have a feeling that 16Mega SHU will cause permanent damage.

DO EET!

 

[DaveVT 10+ year member]

I have a feeling that 16Mega SHU will cause permanent damage.
DO EET!

Thats a criminal charge right there......would cause permanent damage. I had a vial of that and my nephew thought he was ****** and bugged me for a month to try cuz "he can take it"....so I let him.....Got a vid somewhere I should upload. It was hilarious and with that stuff nothing helps the burn...not bread, milk or anything. Look up a vid on youtube of darth naga naga viper and darth naga capsaicin. funny as hell

 

[Tupolev 10+ year member]

Thats a criminal charge right there......would cause permanent damage. I had a vial of that and my nephew thought he was ****** and bugged me for a month to try cuz "he can take it"....so I let him.....Got a vid somewhere I should upload. It was hilarious and with that stuff nothing helps the burn...not bread, milk or anything. Look up a vid on youtube of darth naga naga viper and darth naga capsaicin. funny as hell

Type out a waiver in 2pt Arial Narrow and put it inside your Fleshlight™ gun safe or something.