2011 Hyundai Sonata
Started with one Kicker L3 12 and Kicker zx300.1 Wanted more bass so doubled up
now
2 Kicker L3 12
2 Kicker zx300.1
Custom ported enclosure in trunk
Much louder bass. But now trunk rattles so badly that I have been pulled over on 3 occassions by the police on suspicion of having an illegal mexican midget trapped in my trunk! Seriously the rattling is loud. So loud in fact that the sonic resonance of the rattle is focusing out of my spare tire well and disrupting the binding capabilities of the pavement beneath my vehicle. The rout that i travel each day has become a long stretch of pot holes. This has become a dangerous and embarrasing situation for the school bus that travels on the same route. The ride is so rough that the local PTA has enacted a protective gear program for the riders of this bus. These children are now forced to wear large bicycle helmets that leave wide indentations down there cheeks and across their chins. Entering school for the day is a rather embarrassing ritual for them! The chest protecters are even worse. The boys wearing them have the mindset that if they are barrel chested like Hulk Hogan, then they must be tough. There have been several incidents that have led to blows from the boys strutting the hallways looking for trouble. Thats right, i said "looking" for trouble! luckily they have kept their helmet on, so the injuries have been minimal. The girls, however, are becoming rather meek and withdrawn. It seems that during puberty and its awkwardness, girls dont want the appearance of a Dallas Cowboy linebacker. This further frustrates the boys because their strutting and subsequent thrashing has no effect on the girls.
I ask that you grant me "The Power Of MurderMat" and together we can save these innocent childrens emotional turmoil.
*No children were injured during the making of this post*