Massachusetts State Troopers

[Astyl 10+ year member]

Alright, so this weekend ( Friday late afternoon ) I was headin into boston from New Hampshire. I was going 100 mph in the fastlane because thats about the usual speed people go in that lane ( if youve never been near boston, then you dont know, its a experience :roll: ) Problem is my POS radar detector didnt do its job, and i passed a Mass State trooper on the highway while i was going 100, so i get a little freaked out, i see him coming to me. So he catches up to me, by this time im only goin about 70 or so. But he dosent put on his lights... he goes the lane over, gets up right beside me, puts down his window and says I QUOTE "Slow Down *******" and then SPEEDS UP and drives off, dosent even do anything.

i just thought it was hilarious afterwards, so i had to share

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[trevor87 5,000+ posts]

lucky.....

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Prove it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Also who does 100 mph on a daily basis? I mean what do you have a chemical imbalance or something. I mean all it takes it to take your foot off the pedal a little bit. I dont care if people go that fast and you were following traffic. Its people like you that get other people killed. Simple as that. Lucky I wasnt the cop, you going that fast I would have made sure you lost your DL.

 

[2LouDFoRThiS 10+ year member]

he probably didnt have you on the speed gun .. so he couldnt prove anything afterwards as you slowed down

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

he probably didnt have you on the speed gun .. so he couldnt prove anything afterwards as you slowed down

No he can still book you for an unlawful speed ticket I beleive, but its not as bad as actually getting a speeding ticket of 15 over or more.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Sorry, I'm going to have to raise the

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/bsflag.gif.21f42eccd34b7d1eb1608fb1b59b69c3.gif on this one........

 

[Astyl 10+ year member]

Prove it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
Also who does 100 mph on a daily basis? I mean what do you have a chemical imbalance or something. I mean all it takes it to take your foot off the pedal a little bit. I dont care if people go that fast and you were following traffic. Its people like you that get other people killed. Simple as that. Lucky I wasnt the cop, you going that fast I would have made sure you lost your DL.

I go 110 on a daily basis, i just know where to do it, and where not too, if im in a 55 i usually go 65 - 70, if im in a 65 ill usually go 80 or so, and then theres this long straightaway stretch of highway thats pretty secluded that i just nail it for a good 3 or so minutes solid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Funny thing is it dosent even hurt my gas milage... my car does 50 mph in first gear and 98 in second, havent gotten to the top of 3'rd + yet

 

[Astyl 10+ year member]

Usually cops dont mess with me because they think im one of them... i even had one cop wave to me one time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I drive a Chevy Impala thats a retired detec car that was actively used as a police vehicle

Its this, except in silver, not white

 

[oudhuis 10+ year member]

I go 110 on a daily basis, i just know where to do it, and where not too, if im in a 55 i usually go 65 - 70, if im in a 65 ill usually go 80 or so, and then theres this long straightaway stretch of highway thats pretty secluded that i just nail it for a good 3 or so minutes solid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
Funny thing is it dosent even hurt my gas milage... my car does 50 mph in first gear and 98 in second, havent gotten to the top of 3'rd + yet

slow the flippin down. you go to fast. if i was a cop you wouldnt be driving. just cause you got a fuzz buster doesnt mean you gotta drive fast.

 

[Astyl 10+ year member]

Thats true... but you should see the wonders it works if you get right up on someones *** on the highway and they think your a cop cause your driving a detec car... they move the hell over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

Those Mass State troopers fly on the Mass Pike.

 

[Astyl 10+ year member]

ya, hell if anything theyre the ones that speed the most out of everyone. Ive never seen a state trooper do the speed limit

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

Michigan State Troopers ****.

 

[Astyl 10+ year member]

ive also heard countless storys about cops taking peoples drugs and letting them go

Hmm, what do we have here? a bag of weed? ill confiscate that.. alright your free to go, and then go smoke up after work or somethin

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

What are you like 16 or something? I mean your gonna get in a flipping wreck one day and either your gonna kill your dam self (dont seem like a big loss anyway) or someone else. SLOW DOWN meatwad. Just cause you have a detec car dont mean you have to act like a cop. Also just cause the cops speed dont mean you should. Maybe they are after someone, maybe they have to take a shit or maybe they need to go to dunkin donuts. Do us all a favor and slow down for Christs sake.