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History Lesson
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Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.=20
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.=20
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.=20
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Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.=20
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.=20
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Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.=20
Both wives lost their children while living in the White
House.=20
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Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.=20
Both Presidents were shot in the head.=20
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Now it gets really weird.=20
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Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.=20
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.=20
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Both were assassinated by Southerners.=20
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.=20
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Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
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John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in
1839.=20
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in
1939.=20
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Both assassins were known by their three names.=20
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.=20
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Now hang on to your seat.=20
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Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'=20
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by
'Ford.'=20
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Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and
hid in a warehouse.=20
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.=20
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Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.=20
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And here's the kicker...=20
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A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
Monroe.=20
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Creepy huh?
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Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.=20
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.=20
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.=20
=09
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.=20
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.=20
=09
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.=20
Both wives lost their children while living in the White
House.=20
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Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.=20
Both Presidents were shot in the head.=20
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Now it gets really weird.=20
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Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.=20
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.=20
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Both were assassinated by Southerners.=20
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.=20
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Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
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John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in
1839.=20
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in
1939.=20
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Both assassins were known by their three names.=20
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.=20
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Now hang on to your seat.=20
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Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'=20
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by
'Ford.'=20
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Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and
hid in a warehouse.=20
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.=20
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Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.=20
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And here's the kicker...=20
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A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
Monroe.=20
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Creepy huh?
