LOL @ Baptist

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

How do you destroy a forum that is based around trolling?

He won't. He will fall right into their troll trap.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

i love how everyone else in there is giving their honest opinions on how to help the situation... kinda messed up

 

[fearof85 10+ year member]

So this is a fake site and has nothing to do with religion? If it is and that pastor is real then this world has more problems then I thought.

Drew

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

So this is a fake site and has nothing to do with religion? If it is and that pastor is real then this world has more problems then I thought.

Drew

What can we say?

It is a "real" site and it does have "something to do with" religion.

 

[Varinabassing 10+ year member]

LOL check this one out

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=22395

 

[vellocet 10+ year member]

..

I was kind of shocked everyone didn't already know this site was one big troll fest. I've seen tshirts from the site. Stuff is old as the internet.

 

[fearof85 10+ year member]

I don't think it is just a site for trolls, every one of them knows they're scriptures and have the typical Baptist comebacks but to the extreme. I have seen some fu cked up sh it in the Thunderdome but these guys make CA.com look like a bunch of choir boys.

Drew

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I was kind of shocked everyone didn't already know this site was one big troll fest. I've seen tshirts from the site. Stuff is old as the internet.

Seriously I thought pretty much everyone on the internet knew about that site. I don't get how anyone actually thinks its real, I know theres been threads about that place on here before.

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

that can't be real, had me rofl.

if it is real, those guys are some screwed up fuxers

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

For the retards who didnt bother to read it from the first page

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
The site was created by Chris Harper,[2] who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of Bible-literalist fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches. The church is supposedly located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully-equipped chapels, four 2,000-seat sanctuaries, three 5,000-seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian mall, a Christian amusement park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), a PGA 18-hole golf course, 3 fitness centers, 4 Olympic-sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), 27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, a Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.

The fictitious church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13.

 

[xNaStYx 10+ year member]

server is too busy hahahah

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lol

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[ebrunn 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif at people that get banned. They put this under their name

BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal D*mnation Assured