LOL @ Baptist

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458

I'm sure it's a troll but it's still hilarious. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

lol, is that for real? i need to give my wife some paddlings alot then!

 

[zthumper 10+ year member]

lmao..we need to destroy that forum

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

do it

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

how did you find this?

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

wow.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

how did you find this?

http://www.Entensity.net FFL links

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

lmao..we need to destroy that forum

How do you destroy a forum that is based around trolling?

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

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Originally Posted by father Wilders View Post

idiots!! Sexuality is evolutional burned in your dna, why do you think priests abuse litlle boys? because they are not allowed to have a woman, idiots!!

Hold on: are you telling us you are SO STUPID that you don't know the difference between cathlycks, protestants, and US?

You little stupid bong sniffing finger-in-dyke sticking underachieving Dutch maggot. I bet you even LOOK like Balkenende.

 

Of course us Pastors are allowed to marry. Get with the program, you are not half as smart as you think you are.

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[bryce-man 10+ year member]

i couldnt read more than a few posts

so retarded

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

lmao..we need to destroy that forum

Are you suggesting that we all join in on the fun? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/satan.gif.9c6a335ed7aeeed3ee273e573f1fcaac.gif

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Are you suggesting that we all join in on the fun? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/satan.gif.9c6a335ed7aeeed3ee273e573f1fcaac.gif

this

 

[Litunerkid 10+ year member]

lol

 

[camaroaudio69 10+ year member]

what the **** is wrong with those people

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
The site was created by Chris Harper,[2] who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of Bible-literalist fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches. The church is supposedly located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully-equipped chapels, four 2,000-seat sanctuaries, three 5,000-seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian mall, a Christian amusement park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), a PGA 18-hole golf course, 3 fitness centers, 4 Olympic-sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), 27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, a Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.

The fictitious church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13.

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The site has raised the ire of several diverse Christian groups (mainly the targets of the sarcasm of the site).[4] These various groups are advocating different methods of protesting or shutting down the site including petitioning various places (such as the web site's ISP and Congress) to have them shut down or put on blocking or filtering lists