knocked up my best friends girl, while he was in Iraq

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

I like this thread.

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

attack of the 08ers or who don't realize that i was making fun of the brand new guys who take this forum 100% seriously?

you don't realize this is serious if my boy tappin says he did it he did it he wouldn't lie hes a ganster from the letter g to the r

what it iz

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

all my stories are srs, yo.

 

[icandoit42069]

bump

 

[THUMPPER 10+ year member]

not my fault. chick has always wanted me. my boy has been in tha desert for bout a year now, and i guess the stress was just too much for her to bare.
anywayz, im ova at their house, shootin pool with his chick and drinkin, when she suggests we play some strip 8-ball. i flex my nuts and accept tha challenge. well, she's good and all, but i got mad skillz, plus im a hustla. she ends up *****, and is eventually on her knees beggin for some tappin. well, you know how we do it. i banged it out on tha pool table then left to go get me a burger king double-cheese burger. the chick starts textin me ereday wantin me to come back ova and do my thang again. once was enough fo me, i dont need no hoe gettin all attached, you know what i mean?

anywayz, while later she comes up preggo, so i go ova and let her **** out tha white stuff, and then tell her, she need to take care of this, cause my boy dont need to know bout this. she starts cryin and all, but you know....its bros before hoes.

right ya'll. what it do?!?

let me get this strait....your "BOY" is in Iraq killing Terrorists while you are

at home knocking up his girl ?????/

if I wus you buddy I would find a rock and hide when your "BOY" returns cause his

balls are gonna be 3,000x bigger than the last time you seen him and he is gonna

rip you a new arse hole

 

[old_greg 10+ year member]

Fegs?

A descrptive word, used to indicate that someone is ugly.

"Have a look at Claire, she's proper fegs. If you think she was bad at school - you should see her now! She's ten times feggier"

only a true gangster would use a word that makes him seem like a retard but really shows his drive to not be understood

yo uwouldnt?

yo uwouldnt isn't defined yet.

i wasn't sure if you had anymore made up words in here so i had to look it up

turns out you just cant type who would have known?

yo ugot?

another typing error

tha abortand?

Abortion? how did you manage to **** that one up?

this is just stuff from the first two pages

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

mayn we all kno he lyin.........he cant make babies ever since he blew his right nut off tryin to make hooch aka moonshine aka white lightning

 

[icandoit42069]

ttt

 

[icandoit42069]

ttt

 

[themajestic1]

oops