knocked up my best friends girl, while he was in Iraq

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

not my fault. chick has always wanted me. my boy has been in tha desert for bout a year now, and i guess the stress was just too much for her to bare.

anywayz, im ova at their house, shootin pool with his chick and drinkin, when she suggests we play some strip 8-ball. i flex my nuts and accept tha challenge. well, she's good and all, but i got mad skillz, plus im a hustla. she ends up *****, and is eventually on her knees beggin for some tappin. well, you know how we do it. i banged it out on tha pool table then left to go get me a burger king double-cheese burger. the chick starts textin me ereday wantin me to come back ova and do my thang again. once was enough fo me, i dont need no hoe gettin all attached, you know what i mean?

anywayz, while later she comes up preggo, so i go ova and let her **** out tha white stuff, and then tell her, she need to take care of this, cause my boy dont need to know bout this. she starts cryin and all, but you know....its bros before hoes.

right ya'll. what it do?!?

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[x1le 10+ year member]

you're a sped //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

^ agreed.

 

[lowriderram_95 10+ year member]

pics of girl

 

[09Alti 10+ year member]

 

[Boomintempo 10+ year member]

Tee hee

 

[basebalz13 10+ year member]

lol

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Best thread of the day.

 

[basebalz13 10+ year member]

i must say your stories are always entertaining, and all the people that believe them

 

[Boomintempo 10+ year member]

Guess I've been trolled... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif

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didn't see the other thread either...**** I feel stupid

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[Ekimdude 10+ year member]

Its hard out here for a pimp...

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

this is not funny you fegs.

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

there going to be a mini tappin azz

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

there going to be a mini tappin azz

does South Pole have a baby line...? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif