jerking off with hot sauce

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

Dude. . . . . . . You don't tell people that. . .

dude............please kill yourself

 

[MasterOfAllBass 10+ year member]

Burn out in your underwear!

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

Burn out in your underwear!

I have some left over gasoline if you need an excellorent

 

[MasterOfAllBass 10+ year member]

I have some left over gasoline if you need an excellorent

yeah ill hit that up, mix that with some paint tinner and light that baby maker up! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

You guys are all newbs its all about the Flowbee and a vacuum cleaner.

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

This thread isn't dead yet? lol

 

[mr.michael 10+ year member]

psssh, id rather stick my head in a blender then use a vacuum. its all about sticking your dick in an engines intake and flooring it. one time it sucked my whole dick off and it was hella sexy.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Did you get carbon burns?

 

[mr.michael 10+ year member]

Did you get carbon burns?

carbon burns? lol na just dickless now

 

[18lexusowner 10+ year member]

Only way i'll jerk it is by startin up my dirtbike and ****ing the silencer.

 

[18lexusowner 10+ year member]

Did you get carbon burns?

Carbon burns from the intake??

Your thinkin exhaust buddy.

 

[oldschoolboomer 10+ year member]

Colon burns from pounding my corn chute??
Your thinkin my fantasy buddy.

mad lib

 

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

Carbon burns from the intake??
Your thinkin exhaust buddy.

Dick sucked into engine would equal carbon burns if it made it into the combustion chamber.

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

Dick sucked into engine would equal carbon burns if it made it into the combustion chamber.

And the first time the piston fired it would be ripped off

 

[oldschoolboomer 10+ year member]

or smashed on the compression stroke