jerking off with hot sauce

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

And the first time the piston fired it would be ripped off

Dick was already ripped off.

psssh, id rather stick my head in a blender then use a vacuum. its all about sticking your dick in an engines intake and flooring it. one time it sucked my whole dick off and it was hella sexy.

carbon burns? lol na just dickless now

 

[MasterOfAllBass 10+ year member]

Did you get carbon burns?

AHHHH HELL YEAH SON!

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

pain olympics ftl. That stuff is real, and i saw this dude cut his dick off before. He practically sawed it off.

I saw that..... crazy chit. I emailed it to everybody on my email list.... haha

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

I like to put ketchup and mustard on my johnson and put a bun around it and pretend its a hotdog.

your girlfriend is a fat chick huh.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Believe me, I'll live lol
Or this WARNING!!!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK...HELL NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE LOL

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/bme_pain_olympics_finalists-26629/search

do you have the link for 2 girls 1 cup, My friend never seen it.

 

[brendan_121212]

fail.