jerking off with hot sauce

[MasterOfAllBass 10+ year member]

I use bleach and mix it with some itching powder!! Orgasmic!!!

I use WD40 with bleach and then light my dick on fire //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[teedot231999 10+ year member]

try spreading mayo on the inside of a banana peel.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif Thats one hell of a jerk right there:crazy:

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

I use WD40 with bleach and then light my dick on fire //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

I loled You should rub ICY HOT all over your taint and butthole as well. Its the bomb!!!

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

Lol Yes Don't do that unless you want mass burning pain and your gf walks home and see you with your dick in the sink....

^^ I know some one will sig that

Now that you told someone to sig it they wont, might have had a chance before lol.

i ********** ben-gay style. Makes my dick feel so hot after i'm done.

Since when does bengay warm up? I use it on my bad knee all the time.

 

[MasterOfAllBass 10+ year member]

I loled You should rub ICY HOT all over your taint and butthole as well. Its the bomb!!!

ahh i see you like that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Yeah i should try that somtime

 

[chase007 10+ year member]

Now that you told someone to sig it they wont, might have had a chance before lol.


Since when does bengay warm up? I use it on my bad knee all the time.

Lol thats why I said it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

No really don't do that, worst pain I have ever felt in my ****ing life. . . .

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

You're all vile, disgusting creatures and I ashamed to be in the same thread with you.

What about drilling a hole in a melon and filing it with warm pudding? Could go to town on some a that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

One time I gave myself a gasoline enema. Then I started rubbing one out and right as i was cumming I sprayed all the gas out of my dirty hole on some aroma therapy candles I had burning (to help set the mood) That shiz was the fire!!!

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

One time I gave myself a gasoline enema. Then I started rubbing one out and right as i was cumming I sprayed all the gas out of my dirty hole on some aroma therapy candles I had burning (to help set the mood) That shiz was the fire!!!

Jes fuggin spit up meh keyboard azzole.

 

[MasterOfAllBass 10+ year member]

One time I gave myself a gasoline enema. Then I started rubbing one out and right as i was cumming I sprayed all the gas out of my dirty hole on some aroma therapy candles I had burning (to help set the mood) That shiz was the fire!!!

that toped mine

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Anyone here ever break their dick?

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

One time I gave myself a gasoline enema. Then I started rubbing one out and right as i was cumming I sprayed all the gas out of my dirty hole on some aroma therapy candles I had burning (to help set the mood) That shiz was the fire!!!

Hmm, don't think I can top that one.

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

that toped mine

I was in tears writing it!! lol

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Anyone here ever break their dick?

Seen a picture once.

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

Anyone here ever break their dick?

Nobody that I know, but I remember seeing somewhere that a guy was suing a girl for breaking his ****.