Jeffrey the retarded Chef

To most, a cause worthy of attention requires some sort of sacrifice, a loss, or a neglect. I say NO. Something worthy of attention and action among men, should be a shared consequence, which we all suffer together. And to this, I am speaking of.....

Shrinkage. Yes. A horrible affliction misunderstood and mocked at by a population who refuses to acknowledge the debilitating affliction caused, and made worse, by the ignorance of a frigid world. And to this cause I shall command my attention. Not to mockery, or ridicule will I give my power. I hope all of you to do the same too

 
Tread lightly here. Never compare a mangy yardbird to the holy swine! Ever tried turkey bacon? That bird is acceptable for 1 meal a year at best and deserves no further intrigue. It's merely a novelty passed on from poorer times. The only "good" turkey...is none! Now pigs is fuckin tasty!
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Now see, you got me all wrong. The first candidate for America's (Murica') official bird was indeed the humble turkey. It is leagues above a Ham in flavor, moistness, and texture. But I am comparing a turkey to a ham. Now, when it comes to bacon, shoulder, or ribs, the turkey loses hands down. No contest.
sorry i have to disagree with that statement..... Now a deep fried turkey..... Thats leagues above ham

 
[quote name='™caveman']no offense to jeff
but i like this guy @snapper_slapper
i haven't been this entertained since 80's wwf[/quote]

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To most, a cause worthy of attention requires some sort of sacrifice, a loss, or a neglect. I say NO. Something worthy of attention and action among men, should be a shared consequence, which we all suffer together. And to this, I am speaking of.....
Shrinkage. Yes. A horrible affliction misunderstood and mocked at by a population who refuses to acknowledge the debilitating affliction caused, and made worse, by the ignorance of a frigid world. And to this cause I shall command my attention. Not to mockery, or ridicule will I give my power. I hope all of you to do the same too
Wtf kinda jigaboo jibberish is this you speak of?

Sound like a quote to me. At least give credit to the poor negro soul that came up with that heap of verbal garbage.

 
Wtf kinda jigaboo jibberish is this you speak of?Sound like a quote to me. At least give credit to the poor negro soul that came up with that heap of verbal garbage.
I think he's talking about the world is too cold and its shrinking his balls . He's suffering and he also wants us acknowledge it.

I could be totally wrong but thats my favorite interpretation of it.

 
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