Nice people halarious
Im not a nerd but had this site on hand.. some repetes but its all good....
1. Put bread crumbs and sunflower seeds all over windshield gutter and wipers, windshield, and roof. Sit back and watch the pigeons do the rest. -- Anonymous
2. Put an orange in someone's car exhaust pipe in the middle of the night when they are going to work!!! Just wait until they knock at your door with a black, sooty face with only two white circles where the victim's safety goggles had once been until they blown away by the 100mph orange flying from the car... beware of the victim losing teeth and consciousness for a sufficient period of time. -- Mode
3. One thing you can do that wont cost much is fill someone's car with leaves, it sucks cause you get sand and dirt from the leaves all in the car as well. Also, I did this to one of my friends, it was hilarious, they were at a party late at night parked next to a light post and we got a long chain and two locks and chained their car to the light post, they were pissed!! -- Anonymous
4. Me and three of my friends bought 15 rolls of Saran wrap (each roll had 200 sq. feet) to cover my friends car with. We got about 10 layers of Saran wrap over the entire car, including under the car. 15 rolls was perfect for covering a busted-*** 80's mustang. It was perfect because it pissed her off, but no real damage was done. -- Anonymous
5. **** all the fancy shit put a brick through the window! -- Anonymous
6. Put duck tape all over there windows and car you'll need a lot of it watch the sticky residue that comes off you can do this in summer or winter I prefer winter because it is to cold for some one to take all that tape off. -- Anonymous
7. Sit out in front of your house with a hair dryer and see how many cars speed up! -- John Walker
8. With a grease gun put a bead of grease under the door handle of the car. Makes a great mess with no harm done. -- Anonymous
9. Take a shit in your hands, then throw it at unsuspecting people!!! -- Anonymous
10. Put a picture of a ***** man or women (or even a man and women havin' ***) over their license plate. See what the cops say when they pull them over. -- Anonymous
11. Just like above with the expanding foam. Use it anywhere you can stuff that little tube lime in between the glass and the door panel, have a friend help you, pop the marks hood, and empty several cans under the hood, then slam the hood shut. also, you can put it in all the door, hood, trunk crack...for the clincher, get a 4' long tube like the one that comes with the foam (like hose from a fish tank, etc), snake this tube as far into the tail pipe as you can get it. with a little luck you can totally fill the muffler. be sure to do all this when the vehicle will be sitting for several hours for it all to harden...then sit back and watch... -- Upset mortgage customer
12. Lay duct tape across the road so that the sticky part is facing up. When a car drives over it, it will become attached to their wheels and they'll drag it a good ways. (Sounds like a belt pounding the ground) -- Anonymous
13. Freeze a can of shaving cream in liquid nitrogen. (available if you go looking). Peel off tin leaving a solid block of shaving cream. Insert block through car window and wait to thaw. -- Rich
14. put baby powder all over the driver and passenger seat. your victim will be a white snow angel, or at least the back of them! -- Anonymous
15. Take foam car paint and spray it under your victim's car handles less than an hour before they go out to their car (so it won't dry). It won't hurt their car, but they put their hand in a gooey sticky mess! --Kristin
16. At night go into your friends garage or where ever their car is and fill it full of newspaper. you will need tons and tons of it... wrinkle it up and start stuffing it everywhere, in the trunk, under the seats, in the rims, and just fill it full, so when he/she opens the door it will all fall out and they will have to pick it all up. they won't realize actually how much newspaper there is till they start taking it out. --Lisa
17. Put oil in place of windshield wiper fluid...Evil I Know --Anonymous
18. Put oyster juice in the seats of the car so it will soak in and stink it up --Anonymous
19. After a slight rainfall, get a big 25 pd bag of flour, and pour it all over the victim's car , when they go out to their car, they will have a real treat gettin' it off since it cakes on with water! --Anonymous
20. Make a loop at one end of fishing string. Make the fishing string about 1 foot to 1 1/2 feet long. On the other end of the line, tie on a fishing weight. Then loop the fishing string around the drive shaft. When your mark accelerates, the fishing weight will spin around and hit the under-side of the vehicle every time it goes around making a continuous THUMP sound. The faster the mark goes, the faster the thump. They will be looking for days trying to find out where the noise is coming from! --Anonymous
21. Poor motor oil on to your friends exhaust. Best results if you poor it on to the headers. Doesn't hurt anything but makes a lot of smoke for a few minutes --Anonymous
22. Place a condom over the exhaust of a car and secure it with duck tape, sit back and watch --Anonymous
23. Put like 4-5 air fresheners in a persons car...hide them good so on one car find them --Ariana
24. Putting syrup and then flower onto a car will make a nice mess the victim will be cleaning up for quite awhile --Ryan
25. Take a dead fish and duct tape it under the driver side wheel well, sucks t drive around with your window down --Anonymous
26. Cover a friends car in post it notes, and use lots of different colors, it look hysterical --Anonymous
27. Write things in shoe polish in your victims WINDOWS it wont hurt the car and takes forever to clean up --Anonymous
28. Rewind a cassette tape all the way and pull the reel with all the tape on it off then tie it to the bumper. It will stretch for a long ways!
29. For night shift workers or persons that leave at night, put masking tape (won't ruin paint) on the bottom of door at the crack.
30. When driving in town with a friend in the passenger seat, pull up to some girls walking on the sidewalk and put the passenger's automatic windows down so they are locked. Tell your buddy to say "hi" but don't pull away. Drive next to them for a block or two and your friend will be utterly embarrassed. Watch the girls laugh at your friend, who doesn't know what to do.
31. After the petrol tank has just been refilled, empty it and put it in a container by the car. How are they doing to get it back in the car?
32. First, find some sticks about 2 feet in length and strong enough not to break too easy. Then, look for a your victim's car with the doors unlocked at a restaurant, store, house, etc. Place the stick between the seat and the horn, lock doors, and run. Hide and watch the surprise when the person realizes it's his/her car that is going off!
33. Prop bricks underneath the axels of the victim's car so it looks like it is still on the ground.
34. To set up, you will need 4, rectangular wooden sticks with each about a minimum of 7 inches in length. You will also need a glue gun, 2 rolls of toilet paper & 2 of those spring loaded plastic rollers that you slide toilet paper rolls over. These materials will be used to fabricate your own toilet paper roll holders. Drill holes for the rollers close to the ends of the sticks. Then glue the sticks to the back bumper of the car. Attach the T.P. with the rollers. As your mark drives down the road, he has 2 rolls of toilet paper billowing behind him!
35. Squeeze a bunch of baby powder into all of your mark's air vents and point them toward the driver side. Turn on the air conditioner full blast along with the wipers and the radio. Watch the fun when they start the car and get blasted with powder and sound.
36. Tie about 50 yards of ribbon to the mark's bumper and tuck it under the rear of the car. Watch how stupid they look when they drive away with that thing flying behind them!
37. If the radio has a combination power/volume switch, use epoxy cement to glue it in place. You can either glue it at max, so they always have it blaring wherever they go, or at a low level so they keep hearing these voices...
38. Go to local convenience store, heat up a large beef and bean burrito, open the package and slip it under the seat of your victim. It takes quite a while to start smelling, up to a week in the summer, so your victim will never be able to connect you with the prank -- unless you want him to!
39. Get a bag of packing peanuts (from a packing warehouse), and fill a car with it.
40. When someone falls asleep at night in your car, arrange to cross a railroad track. As you hit the track hard, simultaneously open your door, hit the breaks, blast the horn and scream. The rush of air, the dome light coming on and the impact and noise nicely replicate a horrible crash.
41. If your friend, or enemy knows nothing about cars, get a number of people to convince him he needs to have the air in his tires changed every season. The people at Goodyear will get a good laugh out of this one too.
42. Find a zip-lock bag. Place an egg inside of it and seal the bag. Tape the bag with the egg inside of it somewhere in the victim's car -- it works good under the seat or maybe deep under the dash. Give the eggs a week or two and your victim will be cleaning the inside of his car every day until he finds the rotten eggs.
43. Take bubble wrap, condiment packets, etc., and lay it out in the parking lot behind the wheels of the car(s).
44. Place unpopped popcorn in the tailpipe of a victim's car.
