83. Tie a fish to the car's cold muffler with bailing wire.
84. If you can get under the hood of your target's car (pre 1980 models) remove the distributor cap, take out the rotor (small metal/plastic piece) and replace the distributor cap. The car will crank, but not start. Not even mechanics may find this one i n a hurry!
85. With good snow on the ground that is perfect for making a snowman, pile it on the trunk end of the car and sculpt a ***** woman sitting on the trunk of the car with her back laying against the rear window. For extra security, mix with cold water.
86. Write something about victim with bar soap all over their windshield. It won't come off with the wipers!
87. Smash a 5-lb block of dry ice to bits. Put it in a bucket of warm water. Place bucket in the back of a pickup truck and watch it start billowing out of the back. Or, use a pan instead of a bucket, and put it under a car.
88. In a parking lot, tape a piece of bubble wrap (if you can keep from popping it
yourself) to the victims tire. Sit back and enjoy as they pull away, here the loud pop, and begin searching their car over to find out which tire blew out.
89. When a car or truck comes by you when your walking next to the street, scream in agony as if it has just ran over your foot.
90. In winter, take Jolly Ranchers or Life Savers, lick them and put them on the windshield of the target's car. They'll freeze.
91. Take the wire off the spark plug so the car won't start.
92. Put three tennis balls in a black sock and attach it to some fishing line. If you throw it into a street at night, it can pass for road kill. By yanking on the fishing line, you can make it look like it's still alive.
93. Put a slice of bread on the car radiator. A few miles down the road, the victim
will spot black smoke billowing from under his bonnet.
94. Superglue the gas cap for an embarrassing time at the gas station.
95. Sprinkle pepper into someone's gas tank. The gas will stop flowing to the engine but won't hurt it.
96. Put stones in the hubcaps of a target's car. KlingKlongKlang...
97. Turn someone's license plate upside down for a fine visit with the next cop.
98. Constantly adjust the passenger side mirror of someone. It really annoys them after several times.
99. Put dishwashing detergent into the wiper fluid to turn it to foam. They'll be staring at bug guts for a while.
100. During winter, put bologna on a car windshield. (It won't come off.)
101. Wet a car, then wrap it with Saran wrap! It's time-consuming to get off. When's the last time you saw a Saran wrapped car going down the street?
102. Put a large zip tie to the drive shaft of a car. This will make a ticking noise proportional to the speed the car is moving. TickTickTick...
103. Put ketchup on the wiper blades of a friend's car and then smear crap all over their windshield so they have to use the wipers. What a mess!
104. Put a condom on a tail pipe. Push the end of the condom inside the pipe so it goes unnoticed until a large balloon is dragging along the street!
105. Duct tape a golf ball to the line on a fishing reel. Take another piece of line about 1 foot long and connect it to the ball with another piece of duct tape. Then hook the one foot piece of line to the victims door and hide. Tug on the line connected to the reel and let the golf ball fall back against the door. They will open the door and look but they won't see the golf ball. Keep doing it until they have to get out of the car to see what's going on.
106. Take the tires completely off the car and pile them up right next to it. How'd they get there? But be sure to put bricks under the axle so you won't ruin their rims.
107. Use a clip lead to connect the brake light switch to the horn relay on the target's car. Every time they step on the brake the horn blows! HonkHonk!
108. In the summer, break apart Oreo cookies so that white, creamy filling sticks to 1/2 of cookie. Discard or eat other 1/2 of cookie without filling. Place cookies (filling side down) on target's car. The sun will have the cookies ooze down the sides, leaving opaque stripes! It'll give the zebra affect to black cars.
109. Attach about 20 feet of fishing line to the back of someone's car. Attach various objects to the other end and hide them. Try a can, trash bag, or kite.
110. Find a clothing shop's dummy and dress it in clothing and a wig. Place it in your car and drive around (with or without friends) with it in the passenger seat of your car. When people drive past act like you are punching the dummy! Heck, to add to the effect, lean over and open the passenger side door. Throw the dummy out onto the street!
111. Put fresh dog doo-doo on a shoe box lid and slide it under the victim's driver seat. They will wonder forever about why the car smells like that.
112. Run the hose from the washer fluid container through the dash and under the steering column. When he goes to wash the window, he gets soaked.
113. Late night, turn a friends car radio all the way up. Watch their reaction the next morning.
114. Put marbles or BB's in the defroster vent to make a funny noise coming from
the dash during turns. (Or is that a few loose bolts?)
115. Put cod liver oil on the drivers seat to make the driver smell like fish wherever they go. HeeHee...
116. Put Armor-all on a steering wheel, seat, or shifter.
117. While going a long car trip and someone falls asleep, make sure to get on a road with no or little cars and come to a screeching halt with everyone else screaming at the top of their lungs. The sleeper will be scared out of their wits.
118. During winter, put baby powder into a defroster vent to make a white pasty mess.
119. Pour cheap, foul-smelling liquid air freshener into air vents (best when heater is on during cold weather) and the vents in car hoods.
120. Accidentally 'forget' a package of lamb chops in the back seat of your friend's
car.
121. Put anchovies or sardines in the heater vent of a car and it will smell that way for a very long time.
84. If you can get under the hood of your target's car (pre 1980 models) remove the distributor cap, take out the rotor (small metal/plastic piece) and replace the distributor cap. The car will crank, but not start. Not even mechanics may find this one i n a hurry!
85. With good snow on the ground that is perfect for making a snowman, pile it on the trunk end of the car and sculpt a ***** woman sitting on the trunk of the car with her back laying against the rear window. For extra security, mix with cold water.
86. Write something about victim with bar soap all over their windshield. It won't come off with the wipers!
87. Smash a 5-lb block of dry ice to bits. Put it in a bucket of warm water. Place bucket in the back of a pickup truck and watch it start billowing out of the back. Or, use a pan instead of a bucket, and put it under a car.
88. In a parking lot, tape a piece of bubble wrap (if you can keep from popping it
yourself) to the victims tire. Sit back and enjoy as they pull away, here the loud pop, and begin searching their car over to find out which tire blew out.
89. When a car or truck comes by you when your walking next to the street, scream in agony as if it has just ran over your foot.
90. In winter, take Jolly Ranchers or Life Savers, lick them and put them on the windshield of the target's car. They'll freeze.
91. Take the wire off the spark plug so the car won't start.
92. Put three tennis balls in a black sock and attach it to some fishing line. If you throw it into a street at night, it can pass for road kill. By yanking on the fishing line, you can make it look like it's still alive.
93. Put a slice of bread on the car radiator. A few miles down the road, the victim
will spot black smoke billowing from under his bonnet.
94. Superglue the gas cap for an embarrassing time at the gas station.
95. Sprinkle pepper into someone's gas tank. The gas will stop flowing to the engine but won't hurt it.
96. Put stones in the hubcaps of a target's car. KlingKlongKlang...
97. Turn someone's license plate upside down for a fine visit with the next cop.
98. Constantly adjust the passenger side mirror of someone. It really annoys them after several times.
99. Put dishwashing detergent into the wiper fluid to turn it to foam. They'll be staring at bug guts for a while.
100. During winter, put bologna on a car windshield. (It won't come off.)
101. Wet a car, then wrap it with Saran wrap! It's time-consuming to get off. When's the last time you saw a Saran wrapped car going down the street?
102. Put a large zip tie to the drive shaft of a car. This will make a ticking noise proportional to the speed the car is moving. TickTickTick...
103. Put ketchup on the wiper blades of a friend's car and then smear crap all over their windshield so they have to use the wipers. What a mess!
104. Put a condom on a tail pipe. Push the end of the condom inside the pipe so it goes unnoticed until a large balloon is dragging along the street!
105. Duct tape a golf ball to the line on a fishing reel. Take another piece of line about 1 foot long and connect it to the ball with another piece of duct tape. Then hook the one foot piece of line to the victims door and hide. Tug on the line connected to the reel and let the golf ball fall back against the door. They will open the door and look but they won't see the golf ball. Keep doing it until they have to get out of the car to see what's going on.
106. Take the tires completely off the car and pile them up right next to it. How'd they get there? But be sure to put bricks under the axle so you won't ruin their rims.
107. Use a clip lead to connect the brake light switch to the horn relay on the target's car. Every time they step on the brake the horn blows! HonkHonk!
108. In the summer, break apart Oreo cookies so that white, creamy filling sticks to 1/2 of cookie. Discard or eat other 1/2 of cookie without filling. Place cookies (filling side down) on target's car. The sun will have the cookies ooze down the sides, leaving opaque stripes! It'll give the zebra affect to black cars.
109. Attach about 20 feet of fishing line to the back of someone's car. Attach various objects to the other end and hide them. Try a can, trash bag, or kite.
110. Find a clothing shop's dummy and dress it in clothing and a wig. Place it in your car and drive around (with or without friends) with it in the passenger seat of your car. When people drive past act like you are punching the dummy! Heck, to add to the effect, lean over and open the passenger side door. Throw the dummy out onto the street!
111. Put fresh dog doo-doo on a shoe box lid and slide it under the victim's driver seat. They will wonder forever about why the car smells like that.
112. Run the hose from the washer fluid container through the dash and under the steering column. When he goes to wash the window, he gets soaked.
113. Late night, turn a friends car radio all the way up. Watch their reaction the next morning.
114. Put marbles or BB's in the defroster vent to make a funny noise coming from
the dash during turns. (Or is that a few loose bolts?)
115. Put cod liver oil on the drivers seat to make the driver smell like fish wherever they go. HeeHee...
116. Put Armor-all on a steering wheel, seat, or shifter.
117. While going a long car trip and someone falls asleep, make sure to get on a road with no or little cars and come to a screeching halt with everyone else screaming at the top of their lungs. The sleeper will be scared out of their wits.
118. During winter, put baby powder into a defroster vent to make a white pasty mess.
119. Pour cheap, foul-smelling liquid air freshener into air vents (best when heater is on during cold weather) and the vents in car hoods.
120. Accidentally 'forget' a package of lamb chops in the back seat of your friend's
car.
121. Put anchovies or sardines in the heater vent of a car and it will smell that way for a very long time.
