It's immature but I have to stay young some how

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Something funny I have done to a couple buddies cars is take a latex glove, cut slits in the tips of the fingers, and zip-tie it on the exhaust pipe. It fills up when the car starts and looks like a big hand, funny as hell lookin when they are drivin down the road. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

Flour ftw!

Omg //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif that brings back a memory //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif me and some buddies were tripping balls with this goofy *** kid. We were just driving around and all the sudden he stops and gets into his trunk. Dude worked at a food place and stole a 50lb bag of flour before(he was a *** who liked to play these "car games" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif ). He pulls out a foking 50 pound bag of flour and pours that shit all over a foking car. Next thing we know some dude is running out(like 2 in the morning) so we hop in his car....the kid just sits in the car and stares in his rearview //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif until he finally realized we should prolly go //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

i second shitting on the car. But on really, seram works like a charm. You know that chaulk stuff they put on the windows for businesses to advertise a sale? Put that on all the windows. I dunno if there are some kidns that wash right off or others that you have to gently scrape off.

 

[ssj2xxgotenxx 10+ year member]

Put shit under the door handle.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Shit anywhere FTW. Especially in the cowl, so when they turn on the a/c it smells like shit. LAWLS. I got a bunch of this shit

Let all the air out of their tires, for added fun, superglue the valve open or shut, and theyll never inflate it again!.

Superglue the key holes, so they cant lock/unlock the car from outside.

Shove a potato into the exhaust, and cram it in there with a rod so they cant see it.

Disconnect the battery

Cut battery wires.

Pull the main ignition fuse, they wont be able to start the car, and not much wll come on until they replace the fuse!

Put a zip tie with something metal dangling underneath the car, so they hit bumps and hear stuff lawl.

Turn their license plate backwards and upside down so only the metallic part shows and its upside-down.

Piss on the car

Write messages backwards on the windsheild so they can only read it from inside the car.

Pop their hood so that when they drive down the highway, it vibrates up and down, and scares the shit out of em!

Steal the car and park it down the street out of sight

I got a whole bunch more

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

gorilla-glue quarters on the key-hole... overnight, works like a charm

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

if you pour a bag of sugar into the gastank, the heat from the engine will carmelize it when it runs through the vavles and it will ruin the whole engine.

 

[Mynameismcgyver 10+ year member]

-If its a v8, pull 3 plug wires. V6 pull 2 4cyl pull 2. Great prank!

-Little bit of oil on the headers, makes for a good smoke show once it gets hot

-the ol banana up the exhaust

-Get a big stuffed dog animal, wet it...tie a string around its neck and to the rear of the car. Then shuv it under it

-use a hole puncher and get a shit load of em, put em in the air vents and turn the dial to HIGH so it blows all over the place -Go get a fish, tie it ontop of the muffler. Should smell awesome after a few heat cycles.

 

[HotCarl 10+ year member]

HomeComing time...me and my friends were destroyers.

soak tampons in some sort of red liquid and slap em on windshields

used condoms.

industrial plastic wrap

 

[dak0ta_g33k 10+ year member]

oh i forgot, loosen their lugnuts

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Go to autozone/pep boys/whatever and pick up some of those cheap vinyl decals that have the whole alphabet.

Put "***", "****", "I love penis" etc. on the windows.

 

[HotCarl 10+ year member]

hide booze in their car, and a dead body

then call the cops on them, so they get a DUI, and they get arrested for murder.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...here we go...try this one out ive been wanting to do it to someone for so long, but havent had a reason.

Get some window tint....like 5%............cut out a big dick with the tint.....actually ya know what...cut out a few dicks and whatever else....and tint them all over the windows!! that would be the shiznit!!! but i dont think putting it on the paint would be a good idea...might not get that off.

 

[Mynameismcgyver 10+ year member]

Man some of the ideas in here are plain stupid...geez

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

I've always wanted to wire an airbag wire to the ignition wire, so when they go to start the car................