It hurts when I pee.

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Probably going to pass a stone. Have fun with that chief!

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

A cucumber, a Penis and an Olive
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

I always heard it with the ending "make me do push ups until I puke".

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

Probably going to pass a stone. Have fun with that chief!

I concur.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Now it feels like I'm shitting razor blades. Could it be the gangbang where I accidentally took a penis to the rectum?

Some dude was trying to start a train while I was porking Supa's mom.

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

One time i jacked it so much in one sitting that the inside of my dick was on fire... Like it was such bad pain,

I ended up filling my bathroom sink with cold water and flopping my dick over to hang in the water to ease the burn..... IM never marathon-jerking again.

 

[AVSTANG02]

One time i jacked it so much in one sitting that the inside of my dick was on fire... Like it was such bad pain,
I ended up filling my bathroom sink with cold water and flopping my dick over to hang in the water to ease the burn..... IM never marathon-jerking again.

Hey dumbass it wasn't the inside of your dick.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

my penis gets itchy after i wank.

 

[chase007 10+ year member]

Blatter Infection. . . I had it once, Go get a preciption it will clear it right up in a day or two...2 weeks if you don't get precip

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Now it feels like I'm shitting razor blades. Could it be the gangbang where I accidentally took a penis to the rectum?

Some dude was trying to start a train while I was porking Supa's mom.

Shitting razor blades? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[AVSTANG02]

Blatter Infection. . . I had it once, Go get a preciption it will clear it right up in a day or two...2 weeks if you don't get precip

****.

That was supposed to say S-L-U-T

 

[chase007 10+ year member]

****.
That was supposed to say S-L-U-T

huh??

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

****.
That was supposed to say S-L-U-T

:fail:

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

Hey dumbass it wasn't the inside of your dick.

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[Kastlez_ 10+ year member]

a girls mouth is germ ridden!

possibly worst place to put your penis FYI

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

well then id say its one of theseurinary tract infection

or you are about to pass some stones

nah the wang wouldn burn. when u have stones ure kidneys literally hurt. and its a god awful pain. if he had stones he wouldnt be making this thread right now he would b haulin *** to the hospital cus he feels like death is imminent. stones are no joke. it has been compared to being the male version of giving birth pain wise. i had them a couple months ago and i never want to go through that shit again.