It hurts when I pee.

[Ken448 10+ year member]

yer screwed

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

You'll really get nervous when it starts dripping fluid into your boxers....

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

You nailed Supa's mom, you dirty barstard.

That cankerous whore!

from what u told me your a virgin so its not an STD //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Well, only with supa's mom, but that doesn't count. My dick is too small to even touch the walls of her cavernous ******.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Maybe I can jack it out.

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

A cucumber, a Penis and an Olive

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

feels like someone is jamming a piece of glass down my urethra.

i thought thats how it was suppose to feel.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

It feels like I'm rubbing my shaft with razor blades. Aborting the jerking mission.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.

Very nice, but I think they may have misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch."

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
Very nice, but I think they may have misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch."

Probably beefy butch ones? Meat headed so they didnt get it.

 

[Fach 10+ year member]

take any showers lately?

 

[lambofgood91 10+ year member]

take any showers lately?

Probably not //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

Keep going to those bath houses //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[xNaStYx 10+ year member]

or you are about to pass some stones

x2 thats what i first thought

 

[AVSTANG02]

STD pain is usually very mild.. It's more of an internal itch that burns slightly..... you notice the drip more..

I agree on the kidney stones...

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

stop doing this.

nws