It hurts when I pee.

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Blatter Infection. . . I had it once, Go get a preciption it will clear it right up in a day or two...2 weeks if you don't get precip

Blatter infection //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Chlamydia. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Long_Wang9740 10+ year member]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoR5aB_tGtI

 

[tigerf117 10+ year member]

I sit down when I pee.

 

[EricM9104 10+ year member]

I haven't injured my dick lately, though.
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cancerzzzz

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

Narrow urethra?

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I got checked. Turns out I got the SyphillAIDS from Supa's mom.

 

[85_blazer 10+ year member]

lol truley my boss had the same problem when he cheated on his wife cant rember he either had glaumdia or gonura to test u they stick a q tip in ur pee hole...u take antibotics and it goes away have fun

 

[85_blazer 10+ year member]

Chlamydia. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

beat be to it

 

[85_blazer 10+ year member]

a girls mouth is germ ridden!
possibly worst place to put your penis FYI

but one of my favorte

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Too much pop homie

Drank teh waterz up.