inside info on AA?

Hey guys,

Sorry about the wait. I can tell you that nobody is more irritated about a lapse in product avalability than me. It is just one of those necessary evils.

That being said, I will offer this tidbit of information for you to chew on for the time being: Check the website on Monday morning. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Something really big will be announced. I have kept this a secret up until now, but it will explain a LOT about why there is a wait and what that means for our company.

The announcement is ALL good news. You will probably all do a double take when you read it. Ascendant will be offering product quality and prices that we could never offer before. Just give me a few days to update the website and you will have your answer. Anybody who is a fan of our products is going to go bananas when they read it.

That is all for now. Thanks for your patience.

Chad Kuypers

Ascendant Audio

 
Hmm... Lemme guess...

AA bought out Adire?

AA bought out AESpeakers?

AA bought out Parts Express?

C'mon Chad, give us a hint! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 
awesome. i just hope they are ready by march. im going to be a fiberglassing fool. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
Hey guys,
Sorry about the wait. I can tell you that nobody is more irritated about a lapse in product avalability than me. It is just one of those necessary evils.

That being said, I will offer this tidbit of information for you to chew on for the time being: Check the website on Monday morning. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Something really big will be announced. I have kept this a secret up until now, but it will explain a LOT about why there is a wait and what that means for our company.

The announcement is ALL good news. You will probably all do a double take when you read it. Ascendant will be offering product quality and prices that we could never offer before. Just give me a few days to update the website and you will have your answer. Anybody who is a fan of our products is going to go bananas when they read it.

That is all for now. Thanks for your patience.

Chad Kuypers

Ascendant Audio
Chad is the tease master!

thanks for coming to the rescue Chad.

been happy with your old atlas and assassins and looks like i will probably buy again...

daym it, 6 more days to go..lol

 
awesome. i just hope they are ready by march. im going to be a fiberglassing fool. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
i wouldn't even mind if they come out in may. cus i'm not in a hurry because of school. but i'm sure aa isn't likely to be ed where it was suppose to come out late winter spring but doesn't show til fall.

 
Hey guys,
Sorry about the wait. I can tell you that nobody is more irritated about a lapse in product avalability than me. It is just one of those necessary evils.

That being said, I will offer this tidbit of information for you to chew on for the time being: Check the website on Monday morning. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Something really big will be announced. I have kept this a secret up until now, but it will explain a LOT about why there is a wait and what that means for our company.

The announcement is ALL good news. You will probably all do a double take when you read it. Ascendant will be offering product quality and prices that we could never offer before. Just give me a few days to update the website and you will have your answer. Anybody who is a fan of our products is going to go bananas when they read it.

That is all for now. Thanks for your patience.

Chad Kuypers

Ascendant Audio
We have to wait 6 days to hear the announcement that you already know? Just tell us now man, geeze.

 
Man this forum must be pretty big... now that makes HOW MANY companies that have owners/representitives on here? But thats cool, that way we can get faster feedback... from those who KNOW what theyre doing. Just keep up the good work!

 
Hmm... Lemme guess...
AA bought out Adire?

AA bought out AESpeakers?

AA bought out Parts Express?

C'mon Chad, give us a hint! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
I'm not sure this is correct, but here goes:

Supposedly AA was bought out by AAA, who established a joint venture with the other AA' (the one that works with those who tend to drink a bit too much); the aggregation of which now being known as AAAAA. Now then, this new entity (AAAAA) realized that marketing its products might be a challenge, and therefore joined forced with and became a consortium member of the American Association of Advertising Agencies (commonly referred to as "AAAA"); thus, the new company's advertising program was tentatively called AAAAA-AAAA. Realizing there may be certain tax benefits were it to become a minority supplier to other companies, a subsequent decision was apparently made become an affiliate of the American Association for Affirmative Action; as a result of which the new product line AAAAA-AAAA-AAAA. Insiders report that AAAAA-AAAA-AAAA is considering marketing a self contained amplifier; one not requiring connectivity to the vehicle's power supply. This amplifier contains a replaceable battery back powered by Ni-cad batteries; due to its small packaging, battery sizing has been downsized to the common “AAAA”. If and when released, this ground-breaking amplifier will be known as the AAAAA-AAAA-AAAA AAAA-powered Amplifier.

Chad,

Appologies in advance if I've spilled the beans.

 
I'm not sure this is correct, but here goes:
Supposedly AA was bought out by AAA, who established a joint venture with the other AA' (the one that works with those who tend to drink a bit too much); the aggregation of which now being known as AAAAA. Now then, this new entity (AAAAA) realized that marketing its products might be a challenge, and therefore joined forced with and became a consortium member of the American Association of Advertising Agencies (commonly referred to as "AAAA"); thus, the new company's advertising program was tentatively called AAAAA-AAAA. Realizing there may be certain tax benefits were it to become a minority supplier to other companies, a subsequent decision was apparently made become an affiliate of the American Association for Affirmative Action; as a result of which the new product line AAAAA-AAAA-AAAA. Insiders report that AAAAA-AAAA-AAAA is considering marketing a self contained amplifier; one not requiring connectivity to the vehicle's power supply. This amplifier contains a replaceable battery back powered by Ni-cad batteries; due to its small packaging, battery sizing has been downsized to the common “AAAA”. If and when released, this ground-breaking amplifier will be known as the AAAAA-AAAA-AAAA AAAA-powered Amplifier.

Chad,

Appologies in advance if I've spilled the beans.
you write for the colbert report? lol

 
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