insert shitty life experience here...

[Black_Jesus 10+ year member]

*** is crazy, i have that pic on a disc somewhere.. she has others

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

*** is crazy, i have that pic on a disc somewhere.. she has others

i need them. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 

[Fitz 10+ year member]

Tore my ACL first quarter of first football game my senior year. Wouldn't have been so bad except I was sacking the quarterback at the time (I don't understand either). Then, after having the worst possible acl surgery (doc's words, not mine), I fell on my birthday two days afterwards going up the stairs, hittin my head on the wall. Worst pain I've ever felt. That was a thursday. That saturday, (surgery was on tuesday), i still had yet to go poo due to the morphine slowing down my bodily functions. Considering I had eaten at least two meals a day since then, my bowels hurt. Here's the kicker--> I couldn't take the pain, so my father, who's a registered nurse (he actually runs his own business now though) gave me an aenima (sp?). Yeah, that was my shitting experience, and I can't believe what came out of me actually came out of me. Also wrote a paper about it for english. Teacher not happy. Class loved it.

Also dislocated my left knee cap about 20 times, right one once when I twisted it 180 in a pile in football practice. Have a sliver of bone sticking up in my right forearm (don't know how it happened), and I've jammed my big toe nail back INTO my foot on my right foot, and then later, after it had healed, I dropped a sub box with 2 12's in it on that same toe. Toe nail grew back again though. It's a trooper.

 

[Fitz 10+ year member]

Crohn's Disease

What are the symptoms?

The most common symptoms of Crohn's disease are abdominal pain, often in the lower right area, and diarrhea. Rectal bleeding, weight loss, and fever may also occur. Bleeding may be serious and persistent, leading to anemia. Children with Crohn's disease may suffer delayed development and stunted growth.

What are the complications of Crohn's disease?

The most common complication is blockage of the intestine. Blockage occurs because the disease tends to thicken the intestinal wall with swelling and scar tissue, narrowing the passage. Crohn's disease may also cause sores, or ulcers, that tunnel through the affected area into surrounding tissues such as the bladder, ******, or skin. The areas around the anus and rectum are often involved. The tunnels, called fistulas, are a common complication and often become infected. Sometimes fistulas can be treated with medicine, but in some cases they may require surgery.

Nutritional complications are common in Crohn's disease. Deficiencies of proteins, calories, and vitamins are well documented in Crohn's disease. These deficiencies may be caused by inadequate dietary intake, intestinal loss of protein, or poor absorption (malabsorption).

Other complications associated with Crohn's disease include arthritis, skin problems, inflammation in the eyes or mouth, kidney stones, gallstones, or other diseases of the liver and biliary system. Some of these problems resolve during treatment for disease in the digestive system, but some must be treated separately.

**** dude, I'm sorry.

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

Sorry Jmac.

I have 2 screws in my right ankle from when it completely shattered on both sides and half of the growth plate during a soccer game. Then on the way to the ER in the ambulance, I got stung by a bee. That fvckin made everything hurt 9x worse lol. You have no idea how mad i was about that bee

Then they went into surgery to pull them out but could only get a few cms out, because it fused to the bone so tightly. They cut the ends off and left the rest in there

My right knee pops out all the time, starting when it got kicked out in a soccer game and rolled around to the back of my leg 3 years ago. Has popped out 5x since. I have to get surgery in like 30 days, and they are taking a hamstring graft to make new ligaments and make everything better

Fractured my wrist a few months ago and got pins in that. Got them out a few months ago. I posted the pics up and man is it nasty looking.

And my doctors told me I have the beginning signs of arthritis in my knee and in my wrist, not good when you are only 18. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

But hey it could be worse.

 

[Fitz 10+ year member]

i knew i should have edited out the ****** part.... oh well

hehe

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Ibs

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

i had acl surgery too...it was a breeze tho..i had crutches for a total of about 6 days...hated them..told myself i wouldnt use them..and didnt..its all mental..i had a complete tear...from football..didnt realize it was torn till after 3 more games..though it just hurt a bit for some odd reason..got it checked out after i collapsed in practice..and it was pretty bad...but it was all good..

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

a duck ate my ice cream cone the other day.

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[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

flew off a skateboard ramp and landed on my eyebrow haha

car slid off icey mountain road and flipped, cracked the windshield with my forehead (airbags didnt go off //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif) haha

joined ca.com hahahahaha

hasnt been too bad for me. sorry for yalls misfortunes.

 

[tropicaltornado 10+ year member]

I had a blow gun dart go through my eye...Tore my retina and shattered my lens... I had to have 6 surgeries 2 mons in hospital...and I have shitty vision with a contact but i can still read with it and see with decent vision.

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

cut 1/2 my thumb off on christmas

got dumped on valentines day

had my system stolen with me in the house 10ft away..in the rain...with we facing the car which was easily visable

got in a wreck my first day with a license.....with-in 3hr's of having it back out of the shop..i get rear-ended by someone test driving a car totaling it out.....11 months later i get a z-28, the 3rd-4th person i go to show it to's neighbor backs into the drivers side fender with me standing right there....i ended up getting an assload of money from insurance and fixing it myself..took the money left over and put it into the motor...so ultimately worked out..

 

[GCAdidas13 10+ year member]

Awesome sig Inhuman. I love oizo.

Monday Massacre has some crazy *** bass.

 

[ndnbolla 10+ year member]

i just lost my fu(king wallet, **** im pissed. now i cant drive [actually my folks wont let me] since my licence was in their and i lost about 50 bucks. wow this sucks bigtime.

this is considered a pretty shitty life experience right?

 

[bcarpenterfhl 10+ year member]

i just got kicked out of school three weeks ago...thats up there in my shitty experiences.

now a go to a shitty california public school, where the entire campus is portables and the student body is more than half mexican.