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<blockquote data-quote="Fitz" data-source="post: 872439" data-attributes="member: 554870">Tore my ACL first quarter of first football game my senior year.&nbsp; Wouldn&#039;t have been so bad except I was sacking the quarterback at the time (I don&#039;t understand either).&nbsp; Then, after having the worst possible acl surgery (doc&#039;s words, not mine), I fell on my birthday two days afterwards going up the stairs, hittin my head on the wall.&nbsp; Worst pain I&#039;ve ever felt.&nbsp; That was a thursday.&nbsp; That saturday, (surgery was on tuesday), i still had yet to go poo due to the morphine slowing down my bodily functions.&nbsp; Considering I had eaten at least two meals a day since then, my bowels hurt.&nbsp; Here&#039;s the kicker--&amp;gt;&nbsp; I couldn&#039;t take the pain, so my father, who&#039;s a registered nurse (he actually runs his own business now though) gave me an aenima (sp?).&nbsp; Yeah, that was my shitting experience, and I can&#039;t believe what came out of me actually came out of me.&nbsp; Also wrote a paper about it for english.&nbsp; Teacher not happy.&nbsp; Class loved it.Also dislocated my left knee cap about 20 times, right one once when I twisted it 180 in a pile in football practice.&nbsp; Have a sliver of bone sticking up in my right forearm (don&#039;t know how it happened), and I&#039;ve jammed my big toe nail back INTO my foot on my right foot, and then later, after it had healed, I dropped a sub box with 2 12&#039;s in it on that same toe.&nbsp; Toe nail grew back again though.&nbsp; It&#039;s a trooper.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Fitz, post: 872439, member: 554870"] Tore my ACL first quarter of first football game my senior year. Wouldn't have been so bad except I was sacking the quarterback at the time (I don't understand either). Then, after having the worst possible acl surgery (doc's words, not mine), I fell on my birthday two days afterwards going up the stairs, hittin my head on the wall. Worst pain I've ever felt. That was a thursday. That saturday, (surgery was on tuesday), i still had yet to go poo due to the morphine slowing down my bodily functions. Considering I had eaten at least two meals a day since then, my bowels hurt. Here's the kicker--> I couldn't take the pain, so my father, who's a registered nurse (he actually runs his own business now though) gave me an aenima (sp?). Yeah, that was my shitting experience, and I can't believe what came out of me actually came out of me. Also wrote a paper about it for english. Teacher not happy. Class loved it. Also dislocated my left knee cap about 20 times, right one once when I twisted it 180 in a pile in football practice. Have a sliver of bone sticking up in my right forearm (don't know how it happened), and I've jammed my big toe nail back INTO my foot on my right foot, and then later, after it had healed, I dropped a sub box with 2 12's in it on that same toe. Toe nail grew back again though. It's a trooper. [/QUOTE]

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