I worked at UPS for a while and let me tell you, theyll **** your shit up any way possible. I worked there around 3 months as a temp helper, basically the driver drove me around and he scanned the packages and i took them to the house. I was delivering frozen turkeys, wine, ******, etc etc (i knew this because half the packages were busted before i got to them) But the driver and i would deliver all the packages as fast as we could, even if it meant doing a drive by delivery (just throw it out the window and hope they find it) We consistently delivered shit to the wrong house, broke packages by throwing them or sliding them down peoples driveways, fed soft packages to peoples dogs, etc. Wed drive through peoples leaf piles that were out on the street for the city to pickup and spread them back into their yards and shit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif But we always got done around 2 hours earlier than expected, and then drove around in the truck so we could get paid. 11.50 an hour FTMFW //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Driver was in the union or whatever though too and that ****er was making like 37$ an hour he said //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif
Another funny thing i remember, one day this other temp driver was on a rented truck, and he was delivering some packages from the dist center to us so we didnt have to drive all the way back there to get them. Anyway, we talked and bsed around with the dude for a while, and it was raining so when he went to leave im like "see if you can do a donut over there in that church parking lot" So dude dips and whips the **** outta the rented truck, cut like 2 big *** donuts with it then drifted it back onto the highway. Was probably one of the funniest things ive ever seen, and all the glass breaking and stuff in the back of it added to the excitement. Fun times working with ups. Easiest job i ever had