Now for the story..
Starting around March 1st (when I begin to listen for gobbling turkeys) my lifestyle drastically changes. No more drinking till the early morning. This really disappoints my drinking buddies and they began to call me turkey f*cker. Well i went the Mississippi turkey season missing one, and wounding another, after having 10 called within gun range (anything that went wrong, could). They mocked me for all my wasted time. Then my father and I took a trip to Missouri. In 6 mornings we killed 4 birds. I thought these pictures were in order to mock my friends and myself.