im going to visit my psychologist

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

LOL!!!!
The next morning at the breakfast table its gonna be dead silent. lol

i dont really know what to say right know, but he wont come out of his house 4 another 18 yrs. thats for sure.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

It wouldn't be so bad if just his mom caught him...but you and three other friends, DAYUM!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

If you really cared about your friend you would show him it was ok by going over and jerking off in front of his mom.

 

[ntense702 10+ year member]

sux for him, why would his mom advise you to unlock his door by knife though, doesn't make sense.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

today me and a couple of friends were hanging out at my house, we invited some friend over that really never likes to go, we called him to come over but he said "no im busy right now", we were all like bullshit hes just a lazy as mofo. So we were like, why dont we go and get that motherfuvker out of his house and take him to a strip club. So we went to his house and knocked on the door and his mom came out. We asked for him and she told us that he was in his room. So his mom went to go and call him and she came back telling us his door from his room was locked. So we were like do u got the key or someway we can open the door, she was like no but you can open it with a knife, so we got a knife opened the door, turned on the lights and he was standing up next to his computer and Jerking off while he was watching **** . As soon as we saw him we just ran out of his house . You should of seen the look on his mom when she saw him . I think im going to be sick for the rest of my life. i need some professional help.

 

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

man somebody undeleted slammeds thread and then deleted it again

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

and u should

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

lawl, psychologists crack me up. when i was a kid i had to goto a shrink because they were worried that i was going to get very depressed because alot of my family members were dying. 2 months into the sessions my psychologist was hospitalized and soon died of cancer. It wasn't funny then, but the irony is killing me now... no pun intended.

 

[cleanerupper 10+ year member]

Unless he had meatspin.com on his screen I don't see any reason to be alarmed.

 

[kngadrok 10+ year member]

(cough) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/bsflag.gif.21f42eccd34b7d1eb1608fb1b59b69c3.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i think iluvslp's friend caught him and his mom watching pr0n and masturbating.

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

dude thats so messed up, the guy actually locked his room, unlike many other people who just close the door or something. So u can into his room with a knife, with his mom. thats some messed up stuff.

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

lol, well he obviously had the door locked for a reason. meaning he doesn't want anyone coming in, i mean did u guys even knock before going in or just busted through like a swat team?

were u implying in the OP that he does this all the time since he stays home and never wants to do anything? its funny cause i've got a friend just like that,who never wants to go out or do anything, but he has no computer so i'm guessing he just uses magazines lol.. but still that sucks bigtime, especially for his mom PLUS three friends to catch him in the act

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

thats not nearly as bad as me walking into my lil brothers room (14 at the time) and he was watching **** on the computer bare *** ***** humping the shit out of a bllue fuzzy pillow....I went in y room and contemplated *******

 

[Blados 10+ year member]

thats not nearly as bad as me walking into my lil brothers room (14 at the time) and he was watching **** on the computer bare *** ***** humping the shit out of a bllue fuzzy pillow....I went in y room and contemplated *******

Are you serious? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif