Calikid
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today me and a couple of friends were hanging out at my house, we invited some friend over that really never likes to go, we called him to come over but he said "no im busy right now", we were all like bullshit hes just a lazy as mofo. So we were like, why dont we go and get that motherfuvker out of his house and take him to a strip club. So we went to his house and knocked on the door and his mom came out. We asked for him and she told us that he was in his room. So his mom went to go and call him and she came back telling us his door from his room was locked. So we were like do u got the key or someway we can open the door, she was like no but you can open it with a knife, so we got a knife opened the door, turned on the lights and he was standing up next to his computer and Jerking off while he was watching **** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif . As soon as we saw him we just ran out of his house //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif . You should of seen the look on his mom when she saw him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif . I think im going to be sick for the rest of my life. i need some professional help. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif
