If theres anyone that can make me want to stab a random person.

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

you're 17, what the hell were you doing in a bar?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

ummm..i hate to admit this...
But one night me and pancake ***** went out to the bar...I got really shit-faced.I was so shit-faced i started mixing cheap whiskey with sweet tea..Anyways...At the bar I become my usual ******* self and started flirting with other chicks in front of my girl..Needless to say she didn't take it very well..But I didn't remember doing it cause I was so drunk, but friends later confirmed it.

We got back to her apartment and fought big time..I just remember bits and pieces.. I remember breaking the door frame to her room-mates room by slamming it.. Which i fixed the next week..

But the morning after the fight she texted me in class and said her neck was hurting.I was like "why?" ..Apparently I had choked her the night before..According to her.. And i do think I remember doing something along those lines..but this ***** was pyscho and I had bruises all over me the next day from her pinching/kicking me..

Hate to admit it, but I do believe I put a little choke hold on her..

Dude, I think it was a rhetorical question. I have alerted the Starkville PD. Expect to see them in the AM.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

you're 17, what the hell were you doing in a bar?

I am 18 and we get drunk before we go..There was a concert that night too..i think it was Corey Smith..

 

[Famous_78]

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I agree...Women are the devil..But that little kitty will spoil you.

 

[Famous_78]

no lie thas why i stick it in her pooper

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Preston I'm gonna stab her in the eye with a pencil. A very sharp one at that.

It would be for all my ex's that i haven't stabbed

 

[Famous_78]

You should start a buissnes of that id pay good money for it:crap:

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

You should start a buissnes of that id pay good money for it:crap:

You think so?

 

[Famous_78]

aslong as the dude in ur avatar helps you

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Huey is down for anything as long as it has a cause

 

[Famous_78]

ya so is the ex.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I am trying to help. I don't think that I had a good understanding of the clitoris when I was your age. I would just go plunging around the ****** as though I was trying to unclog a toilet. Never could keep a girlfriend back in those days.I need someone to pass my wisdom down to.

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

ummm..i hate to admit this...
But one night me and pancake ***** went out to the bar...I got really shit-faced.I was so shit-faced i started mixing cheap whiskey with sweet tea..Anyways...At the bar I become my usual ******* self and started flirting with other chicks in front of my girl..Needless to say she didn't take it very well..But I didn't remember doing it cause I was so drunk, but friends later confirmed it.

We got back to her apartment and fought big time..I just remember bits and pieces.. I remember breaking the door frame to her room-mates room by slamming it.. Which i fixed the next week..

But the morning after the fight she texted me in class and said her neck was hurting.I was like "why?" ..Apparently I had choked her the night before..According to her.. And i do think I remember doing something along those lines..but this ***** was pyscho and I had bruises all over me the next day from her pinching/kicking me..

Hate to admit it, but I do believe I put a little choke hold on her..

A redneck that beats his girlfriend???!!? No way!!!!

I refuse to believe it.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

A redneck that beats his girlfriend???!!? No way!!!!
I refuse to believe it.

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GO figure....

They all use the same defense too 'sweet tea and cheap whiskey'.