If theres anyone that can make me want to stab a random person.

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

has anyone ever choked their ex???

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i want to do it with a rusty plastic spoon. with some arbys 3 pepper sauce on the rusty plastic spoon so it stings real bad.

You want to stab mine too?

i've got nothing to lose.

Ive wanted 2 stab an ex 2 preston.....dont feel bad

i'll be in virginia in about a year and a half with her. maybe i can just keep her on ice and we can stab them together.

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

does she knob-slob well?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

You want to stab mine too?

Hell, preston might be able to... might see her more than I do... lol.

nG

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

has anyone ever choked their ex???

my old psych teacher told us a story about choking his wife.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

see if she will allow you to touch her clitoris. it will make you both feel a lot better.

I think this might actually work...

nG

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Hell, preston might be able to... might see her more than I do... lol.
nG

Well you might not see her ever again... After tonight....

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Well you might not see her ever again... After tonight....

SNAPS!

nG

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

SNAPS!
nG

Preston is going to stab her....

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

lol. . . make her give u oral 1st.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

see if she will allow you to touch her clitoris. it will make you both feel a lot better.

asssss

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

asssss

I am trying to help. I don't think that I had a good understanding of the clitoris when I was your age. I would just go plunging around the ****** as though I was trying to unclog a toilet. Never could keep a girlfriend back in those days.

I need someone to pass my wisdom down to.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

You are a **** tard... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I am trying to help. I don't think that I had a good understanding of the clitoris when I was your age. I would just go plunging around the ****** as though I was trying to unclog a toilet. Never could keep a girlfriend back in those days.I need someone to pass my wisdom down to.

i chuckled. in an hour this will be really funny. right now i'm in too much of a bad mood to understand the true badassness of this post.

a gem indeed.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

has anyone ever choked their ex???

ummm..i hate to admit this...

But one night me and pancake ***** went out to the bar...I got really shit-faced.I was so shit-faced i started mixing cheap whiskey with sweet tea..Anyways...At the bar I become my usual ******* self and started flirting with other chicks in front of my girl..Needless to say she didn't take it very well..But I didn't remember doing it cause I was so drunk, but friends later confirmed it.

We got back to her apartment and fought big time..I just remember bits and pieces.. I remember breaking the door frame to her room-mates room by slamming it.. Which i fixed the next week..

But the morning after the fight she texted me in class and said her neck was hurting.I was like "why?" ..Apparently I had choked her the night before..According to her.. And i do think I remember doing something along those lines..but this ***** was pyscho and I had bruises all over me the next day from her pinching/kicking me..

Hate to admit it, but I do believe I put a little choke hold on her..