Q: What do you call a white arsonist?
A: A firecracker.
Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A. You know she'll swallow.
Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
Q: What does DIANA stand for?
A: Died In A Nasty Accident.