I Wish I Were A Hot Virgin

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

WHAT WEED..what are you implicating...Hey did you try to PM me yet...I got the issue resolved

YEAH !!! but you need to delete your PM's there FULL.

Im kidding about the weed you know that

 

[_MstANg_ 10+ year member]

I hear that all the time..Remember I am 32..but No Lies..No Exagerations I put that one my Mom and Dads Life!!!!!!

I got stories GALORE...Been raided for Machine guns..I burned down my house in a Electrical fire caused by my 100 plant Grow room and did time in 2000.

I was in House of Pain and toured with Cypress Hill

All my friends are Celebrities..I was in Pornos...I got the proof..But No one ever believes me

I wite articles for the L.A. times..I hesitate to tell half the shit I've done or seen because people think I am lying or trying to be cool!

true or not, there still always fun to hear..

 

[Depression 10+ year member]

True..and of course you always gotta throw in some spice..but it is fun. I just hate looking like a "TOPPER" you know those people who try and "TOP" your story..I just like to tell those "well this one time at band camp" type stories..

I think everyone has them it's just that I remeber them at the right time I think

 

[phoneman 10+ year member]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5517950774&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT
This makes me want to have a daughter so I can sell her virginity on eBay ...

Why? you would be the high bidder anyway.

 

[phoneman 10+ year member]

I got stories GALORE...Been raided for Machine guns..I burned down my house in a Electrical fire caused by my 100 plant Grow room and did time in 2000.

I was in House of Pain and toured with Cypress Hill

All my friends are Celebrities..I was in Pornos...I Fu(ked a goat....I got the proof..But No one ever believes me.

What kind of machine guns were they? please give me the details.

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

ya i cant c it. i guess it was removed.

same here dang it