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Yea..EBAY removed it....EBAY sent the FBI to my house once for an auction....

True Story..My Grandma had a Leopard skin pelt from the 1920's she gave me before she died..I tried putting it on EBAY and got up to $4000 before they pulled it..The Pelt was legit and an antique..I am not some Pocher???

Anyways I relisted it a week later and got an offer from a guy locally to buy it for $5000...he came over with his so-called "wife"..they looked at it asked a few questions and tried to talk me down in price and then "SUPRISE" they pulled out thier Badges and said your BUSTED...

I got a $500 fine and they confiscated it..they new I was not some illegal pocher and believed it was old and was my grandmas..but sure enough EBAY is the one who sent them to me...They said I could have sold it in state privately..but once I offered it on EBAY for INTERSTATE SALE it became illegal..

TRUE STORY

 
Yea..EBAY removed it....EBAY sent the FBI to my house once for an auction....True Story..My Grandma had a Leopard skin pelt from the 1920's she gave me before she died..I tried putting it on EBAY and got up to $4000 before they pulled it..The Pelt was legit and an antique..I am not some Pocher???

Anyways I relisted it a week later and got an offer from a guy locally to buy it for $5000...he came over with his so-called "wife"..they looked at it asked a few questions and tried to talk me down in price and then "SUPRISE" they pulled out thier Badges and said your BUSTED...

I got a $500 fine and they confiscated it..they new I was not some illegal pocher and believed it was old and was my grandmas..but sure enough EBAY is the one who sent them to me...They said I could have sold it in state privately..but once I offered it on EBAY for INTERSTATE SALE it became illegal..

TRUE STORY
you SUCKER !! j/kme and my bro arent some of them so you don't gotta hide the weed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 
I hear that all the time..Remember I am 32..

but No Lies..No Exagerations I put that one my Mom and Dads Life!!!!!!

I got stories GALORE...Been raided for Machine guns..I burned down my house in a Electrical fire caused by my 100 plant Grow room and did time in 2000.

I was in House of Pain and toured with Cypress Hill

All my friends are Celebrities..I was in Pornos...I got the proof..But No one ever believes me

I wite articles for the L.A. times..I hesitate to tell half the **** I've done or seen because people think I am lying or trying to be cool!

 
I hear that all the time..Remember I am 32..but No Lies..No Exagerations I put that one my Mom and Dads Life!!!!!!

I got stories GALORE...Been raided for Machine guns..I burned down my house in a Electrical fire caused by my 100 plant Grow room and did time in 2000.

I was in House of Pain and toured with Cypress Hill

All my friends are Celebrities..I was in Pornos...I got the proof..But No one ever believes me

I wite articles for the L.A. times..I hesitate to tell half the **** I've done or seen because people think I am lying or trying to be cool!

true or not, there still always fun to hear..

 
True..and of course you always gotta throw in some spice..but it is fun. I just hate looking like a "TOPPER" you know those people who try and "TOP" your story..I just like to tell those "well this one time at band camp" type stories..

I think everyone has them it's just that I remeber them at the right time I think

 
I got stories GALORE...Been raided for Machine guns..I burned down my house in a Electrical fire caused by my 100 plant Grow room and did time in 2000.

I was in House of Pain and toured with Cypress Hill

All my friends are Celebrities..I was in Pornos...I Fu(ked a goat....I got the proof..But No one ever believes me.

What kind of machine guns were they? please give me the details.

 
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