*** cancer.
electric chair for child molestation.
penial probe.
vasectomy.
stab wounds to the back.
failed lipo.
car accident in bangkok.
hit by a car in bangkok.
something in bangkok.
stroke while telling a story to his grandchildren.
collapsing massage table.
tragic grilling accident.
freak lawn tractor explosion.
wayward jart thrown by a Mason.
************ hooker during an argument over the bill.
psychotic Chili's waiter.
constepation on the toilet.
dysentri (however it's spelled)
ecoli poisioning
old age but in a diaper
gun shot wounds to the back while exiting a motel 6 in witchita.
a burning trailer fire.
a cement truck unloading in his car on the way to the VD clinic .
purse beating by an old woman he's trying to purse snatch.
tasering after violating a restraining order.
botched meth bust by slammin.
tiki-tiki (or whatever variation).
accidental shooting on hunting trip w/ cheney (that way nobody goes to jail).
while participating in sadomasicistic *** w/ cindy sheehan (preferably a recycled plastic bag).
electric chair for child molestation.
penial probe.
vasectomy.
stab wounds to the back.
failed lipo.
car accident in bangkok.
hit by a car in bangkok.
something in bangkok.
stroke while telling a story to his grandchildren.
collapsing massage table.
tragic grilling accident.
freak lawn tractor explosion.
wayward jart thrown by a Mason.
************ hooker during an argument over the bill.
psychotic Chili's waiter.
constepation on the toilet.
dysentri (however it's spelled)
ecoli poisioning
old age but in a diaper
gun shot wounds to the back while exiting a motel 6 in witchita.
a burning trailer fire.
a cement truck unloading in his car on the way to the VD clinic .
purse beating by an old woman he's trying to purse snatch.
tasering after violating a restraining order.
botched meth bust by slammin.
tiki-tiki (or whatever variation).
accidental shooting on hunting trip w/ cheney (that way nobody goes to jail).
while participating in sadomasicistic *** w/ cindy sheehan (preferably a recycled plastic bag).
