I nominate this guy for the "Idiot of the Year" award

[ebrunn 10+ year member]

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine **** in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it **** in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.

Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

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guess it was too good to be true

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[WillyG4444 10+ year member]

Wow.. He should NOT have an audi. I don't even know what to say to that

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

he wins....hands down

 

[hollowpoint 10+ year member]

That dude cant be serious. Please tell me its a joke right?

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Wow. He sould not reproduce.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

:waitsforsomeonetosayit:

 

[85Caprice4d 10+ year member]

deerhunt?

 

[Telegon80 10+ year member]

this is like 3 years old. it gets reposted every time and everyone falls for it like dumbasses.

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

wow... just.. wow.

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

what a stupid dumbshit.

He should not be allowed to drive any car.

he should be required to walk.

 

[Paul73 10+ year member]

Wow.. He should NOT have a way out of his own home. I don't even know what to say to that

Fixed.