i need help

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

true stuff

when im at work i have this issue i unload trucks sucks to b me i know. i take a sh it and like 20 min or so later i get this sh ity feelin and its allways the same thing. i go to the bathroom and i have to rewipe my ***. i sweat alot cuz like i said im unloadtrucks and were being worked like slaves. yup i said slaves hmmm im a jew its ok we went threw hell to. anyways i do think i wipe well but WTF i go back and there is allways sh it. for the past few times i dig deep in my *** and get as much as i can but its bad when im pulling 2500-3000 pound pallets around the store. true stuff

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[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

You're suffering from swamp ***, friend...

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

You're suffering from swamp ***, friend...

how do i get around that i wanted to say swamp *** but i was like hmm could it b that. should i work less or mayb drop a few pounds ya know?

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

baby powder/manpon //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

baby powder/manpon //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i have heard of the manpon from some one at work befor. baby powder hmmm. yo wana talk on the phone? im bored

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

my girl is in the hospitl

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

hospital

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Can't talk on the phone. My 2 year old nephew is visiting and no way in hell am I gonna risk waking that son of a bitch up...

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

Can't talk on the phone. My 2 year old nephew is visiting and no way in hell am I gonna risk waking that son of a bitch up...

im bored **** it, i cant sleep i do work tomrrow but at 4. fu ckin walmart cawk

 

[norrizzle90 10+ year member]

wash your *** with moist paper towel.

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

wash your *** with moist paper towel.

in the bathroom at work hmm . there is people around i now taking sh its that last more then 2 mins. i got roids cuz of that takin to fast of sh its i would push to hard. anyways should i just keep wiping ? i would b in there takin a sh it the guy next to me i would hear him get up wipe his *** a few times if that and leave what are they doin right ?

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

You're suffering from swamp ***, friend...

how do i fix this i wana work less hard now.

 

[BigSix 10+ year member]

how do i get around that i wanted to say swamp *** but i was like hmm could it b that. should i work less or mayb drop a few pounds ya know?

stick your finger further up your ass

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

stick your finger further up your ass

i get deep

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

The roids wont let you get a good seal. You need to apply some duct tape strategically.

Oh, shave your *** crack first.