I murdered a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

I murdered a pickle cause thats how I roll....interesting....

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

i murdered a football player because i'm cool like that

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

I killed a man in reno just to watch him die

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

i ran over a goat because im sexy and i do what i want.

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[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

I danced with my science teacher because I can't control myself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

I kicked your mom because I'm cool like that.

 

[Amokie 10+ year member]

I choked on my best friends' boyfriend because I cant control myself. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsdown.gif.d22f25895e9b40f2300c953691dacfa2.gif :thumbsdo: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsdown.gif.d22f25895e9b40f2300c953691dacfa2.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I smoked a homeless guy cause i was drunk

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

danced with myself, cuz the voices told me too, pretty accurate i must say.

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

I smoked an ipod because the voices told me to.

~I do love Apple //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif~

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

I smoked a homeless guy cause i was drunk

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[HitManSE 10+ year member]

I dry humped a baseball bat because that's how I roll.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

I ran over a fork because the voices told me to.

I popped my tire and punched myself in the throat.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I ate lunch with a phone because I'm cool like that.

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

wife is,

I yelled at myself cuz the voices told me too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif