I murdered a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

Not from myspace... this was something from an email going around the office...

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked

February-----I loved

March---------I smoked

April-----------I dry humped

May-----------I choked on

June----------I murdered

July-----------I did the Macarena with

August-------I had lunch with

September---I danced with

October------I sang to

November----I yelled at

December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------my cell phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19-------myself

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a permanent marker

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red----------because the voices told me to.

Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

green---------because I hate myself.

Purple--------because I'm cool.

Gray----------because I was drunk

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange -------because I hate my family.

Brown--------because I was high.

Other---------because I'm a ninja.

None----------because I cant control myself

Click to read more...

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

^ ^ 1 of the reasons NJizm created a limit on posts per day.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

I danced with a phone, because I was drunk

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

^ ^ 1 of the reasons NJizm created a limit on posts per day.

wtf do you mean?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

wtf do you mean?

Nevermind completely. I cant find the post so I assume it was just a joke.

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

I did the Macarena with my dog because that's how I roll.

Fo' real.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

I murdered my neighbor because I'm cool like that.

^ Wow it's like a real fortune teller!

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

i ran over a pickle because i cant control myself. ..

........wtftl?!

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

I choked on my neibor cause I was drunk //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

I loved a phone because I hate myself? this is to ghey. the choices were not thought out to give a flowing answer. try again

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I kicked myself because the voices told me to...

well then

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

I choked on my neibor cause I was drunk //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

LOL......

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

I choked on my neibor cause I was drunk //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

My neighbor choked me one time because she was drunk... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

Phrozt is back gross.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I kicked a gangster because Im a ninja //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

hmm...that makes sense