i made love to your sister i met on myspace.com and got her pregnant FTW

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

She just called me earlier and asked if I wanted to go chill at this island in the middle of this lake over here, so she comes and gets me, we get on this boat, get out there, and then my buddy just gives me whats left of this half gallon

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

dood. a female on an Island is sexy

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

whats J.A.M.S.

I get drug tested and I have to blow twice a month randomly

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

dood. a female on an Island is sexy

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[mikey060 10+ year member]

oh i see

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

You guys are making me reveal too much about my personal life //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

werd

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

The cool part is I have the option to wait a day until the following morning to go in so I can just drink anyway

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

im sorry mikey

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

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[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

I have to pee

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

It okay, its waht I get for being stupid and getting arrested

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

I get drug tested and I have to blow twice a month randomly

blow into a breathalyzer or blow your parole officer?

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

The good news is, I havent smoked weed in exactly 2 weeks! Im on a role!!

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

blow into a breathalyzer or blow your parole officer?

breathalyzer, parole officer is only once a month! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif