I made a deal with the devil

[dan7532 10+ year member]

Or so I did in my dream...The stipulation.
Castration for all the money in the world.

or

Facial deformity for everlasting life.

I ended the dream being unable to decide where in the devil ripped my heart out my chest. Just wondering, what you would chose if able.

all the money in the world = AFTARMARKET PEN0R FTW

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

I would choose neither. I don't want to live forever (in this dimension) and all the money in the world and no balls would drive anyone to *******.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

as in facial disformaty do you mean a fugly face or just a zit that wont go away?

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

as in facial disformaty do you mean a fugly face or just a zit that wont go away?

He had a knife in the dream so my assumption was that he would cut my fact up or cut my junk...

 

[ccrobbins 10+ year member]

Cut my junk......Hell, I'm done with them but I still need money! Balls are overated anyway.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i would have to see the disformity, i good scar and a well made up story about saving children when you received it could be an advantage, especially if you never die

 

[ccrobbins 10+ year member]

i would have to see the disformity, i good scar and a well made up story about saving children when you received it could be an advantage, especially if you never die

But ugly and broke is still broke.......Chicks don't dig the dude in the Mask movie......Not the one with Jim Carey either.

 

[Crutch 10+ year member]

Everlasting life...if you're around long enough, you'll figure out a way to still get *** even though you're deformed...you're definitely not getting any *** without a cawk...

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

^best profile pic on an 08er

 

[tsenfw 10+ year member]

Castration is when they take your balls. Soon after you lose all of your *** drive, they might as well being cutting the whole thing off.

Both of those choices **** lol

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

Castration is removal of the balls I thought...

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

What if the facial deformity was a dick for a nose and balls for your chin???

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

What if the facial deformity was a dick for a nose and balls for your chin???

like jay leno?

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

Hahaha, no itd have to be bigger than a chode.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I voted castration but I hadn't read that castration meant your penis be gone. Castration normally refers to loss of balls..